Good News Guys!

[Andrew]

Hello my good man.
I was called to appear on this stage for what reasons?
Why, the man I am supposedly "Roasting" is an Injun!
Who even proposed such a blasphemous scheme in which I would undoubtedly become enraged with such intense feelings?!
PASHAW!
And furthermore, who is this man who claims to be the president? That man is a Negro! Though I can only agree that this "Løki" character must be stopped and therefore should "rot in hell."
The nerve of you people! What the devil does "Over Nine-Thousand" even mean?!
Come Jefferson, let us be on our way.
-Jackson

[Løki]

BWUHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh Jackson, your comical racism strikes me as funny!

[tokage]

Bah! I'm the only one who know's what this is!
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Really? What the Fuck? Does this guy even deserve the mercy of a ----ing roast?!?
I mean, a sex tape to him is what he uses to keep his ---- from sliding down his pant leg!
Rot in hell Loki, you sick bastard. I wasn't even ----ing Invited to this shit!!!
You know how many security guards I busted through just to flame your ass?
And yes, I have seen this affair with Ray what'sis----.
It was like watching a Girraffe rape a chicken! A ----ing dragon came out of his ass and made green tea!
What the ----?!?!?

[Løki]

Well Tokage you smug bastard.
I realized you weren't even worth my pity when I found out your olive sage license had expired back in the Reagan era.
YOU GET NOTHING.
Keep on roasting, I'm smelling quite tender.
No flaming, or I'll burn!

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[tokage]

You fucking tell 'em!

[Allen Covert]

You're fucking weird.

[Monk34]

^ Own'd by.... Mel Gibson?

[Zappo 93]

Humm... this makes no sence to me...

not that anything ever makes sence to me anyway.

[Monk34]

Bitch, this is a roast. Make fun of Løki or do some weird shit.

[Løki]

GTFO my thread Gobble.

[Fortune]

uh i think i noticed a trend. Not surw, but i think half those guests are the same people. look at the post times. Too close to be natural, unless.... those people just lurk here... watching us.... like the FBI....

[Bob Dylan]

My find fellows. We are gathered here today to troll our good Friend, the one and only Loki. For when ever he touches himself, A child in Africa died.


Of something entirely unrelated. Please happy virgin year in the name of Loki. AMEN! HALLELUJAH. HAIL .

Come gather 'round people
Wherever you roam
And admit that the waters
Around you have grown
And accept it that soon
You'll be drenched to the bone.
If your time to you
Is worth savin'
Then you better start swimmin'
Or you'll sink like a stone
For the times they are a-changin'.

Come writers and critics
Who prophesize with your pen
And keep your eyes wide
The chance won't come again
And don't speak too soon
For the wheel's still in spin
And there's no tellin' who
That it's namin'.
For the loser now
Will be later to win
For the times they are a-changin'.

Come senators, congressmen
Please heed the call
Don't stand in the doorway
Don't block up the hall
For he that gets hurt
Will be he who has stalled
There's a battle outside
And it is ragin'.
It'll soon shake your windows
And rattle your walls
For the times they are a-changin'.

Come mothers and fathers
Throughout the land
And don't criticize
What you can't understand
Your sons and your daughters
Are beyond your command
Your old road is
Rapidly agin'.
Please get out of the new one
If you can't lend your hand
For the times they are a-changin'.

The line it is drawn
The curse it is cast
The slow one now
Will later be fast
As the present now
Will later be past
The order is
Rapidly fadin'.
And the first one now
Will later be last
For the times they are a-changin'.

[Mike1122]

You're fucking weird.

grandma's boy is the best movie to watch when your high

[SHPIEL]

grandma's boy is the best movie to watch when your high

Your obviously a fucking tool whos never been high because everyone knows "Alice In Wonderland" is the best movie to watch when your high. Scaryist shit ever.

INB4 some nigger thinks im kidding.