Good News Guys!

[Amy]

i am so scared right now.

[Noodle]

Don't be.

Just be confused.

[Show Host]

erro.
andnowawurdfrumourprezidentyousickmotherfuckers.
-Ozzy

[President Obama]

Hello my fellow Americans.
My best wishes to you, please have Happy Holidays as e celebrate the birth of our great God-spawn, Jesus Christ.
As to Løki, Fuck you. Fuck you right in the ass you racist son of a bitch. I hope you rot in hell.
-Barry

[Amy]

Okay...

Can i be scared now?

[Noodle]

As to Løki, Fuck you. Fuck you right in the ass you racist son of a bitch. I hope you rot in hell.
-Barry

I lol'ed pretty hardcore.

[Show Host]

Uhhh...
Thankyoubarryforthosekindwordsofwisd-
What the hell do these fawking cards say?
Wis-wizz-wissdo-WIzzdum-WISDOM!
Jesuschristyoupigfuckersneedtogetitstraight.Jesus...Where'smylortabs?
-Ozzy

[Løki]

O-O
um...

[Monk34]

Uhhhh.... LETS ALL MAKE FUN OF LøKI NOW!

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[Show Host]

Andwe'rebackwiththisstupidfawkingshow.
Upnextisamanweusedtoviewaverynight.Fonzai.

[The Fonze]

AAAYYYYYYYY!
I know dis' guy from like, years back man!
He was stupid 'den too!
Look at 'im! Thinkin' he's all dat with 'is santa hat on.
Heheh. He loved 'doz things 'den too. Idiotic lookin' if you ask me. But 'den again, his style in clothing failed 'den too. I mean jesus, 'de guy worked with Elton John!
In closing, I'd like ta say Løki and I go way back, I mean, he was the shark I jumped! No joke.
-Fonzie

[Elton John, Intermission Act]

[Thomas Jefferson, after intermission]

When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to roast one person spectacularly, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind require that they should roast him with the fires of hell itself!

Great gods, are we truly posting here in celebration of this buffoon? Why, he nearly burnt the Declaration of Independence with a quill pen as he writ his signature, the barbarous vegetable! No jester god of pranks could truly ever be as horrid as this lout! Nay, sir, nay, thou art none other than the lord of infamy and blasphemy himself! Why, he even shot my car with a rocket launcher just last week, and the repair alone cost me more than the whole campaign of 1800!

-T. Jeffers.

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