Saber Cow~Ink's Rules wrote:
We are Saber~Cow Ink.
The Leaders:
Dave
Max
Rich (is never online so don't bother talking to him)
Fonzie
teh no's and dont's
1. No multiposting(Don't repost, use the edit button)
2. No Flaming
3. No bumping(Making stupid posts to get your topic to the top, we can see)
4. No Fan Boys, if you have opinions great, don't be an ass about them.
5. Don't steal our ideas, I own 6 real guns, shars owns 9

Keo's Edit: (and Keo owns a kunai knife... and trust me it hurts.. LOLS)
6. Don't compare us to digital ph33r, we are way better

keo's EDit: ya digitalph33r is the worst voce actor in the world. worse than hensomm even!
7. NO CONSOLE ARGUMENTS!!!! I have Mac Windows Wii PS2 and 360, so stfu i dont care what you think
8. 4chan link=pr0n=ban Keo's edit: 4chan r evil
9. NO PORN
10. DO NOT REPLY TO MASS PMS. I WILL SEND A PM TO THE ENITRE GROUP ONLY ON IMPORTANT UPDATES. CHECK TO SEE IF THE PM WAS SEN TO THE WHOLE GROUP OR NOT. IF IT IS DO NOT REPLY if u do i will teh BANZORS
teh ok's
1. Have fun
2. Share ideas
3. Participate
4. Challenge me to War Historywtf max. stop being gay
5. Give corrective criticism
6. Internet jokes example: lolcats
7. Talk about music huh?
8. and of course you are all required to help with the movies in some way (whether it be acting, voice acting, recording, or whatever you can offer to the expierince.)
Fonzie's Rules (We liked these so much we are keeping them)
~Rules and Procedures~
1. You must have the acquired Mods and Scripts. Those who come to the recording time without them, Are out for the day. If you are a Main Character and do not show up with the required scripts / mods, You will be replaced with someone who can.
2. There is a 1 Strike Procedure. The moment you mess up or do not cooperate, you are gone for the day. Those who wish to make it go further, by remaining uncooperative or refuse to leave, or continually mess up, will be removed from The board.
3. No Messing around unless a Leader (Keo, Sharebear, Fonzie) starts it. Unless you get pardoned by another leader, your out.
4. If you show up and your not ready, or your uncooperative, you get kicked out for the day as stated above, but if 2 of the 3 leaders votes for you to stay, you stay. Anyone can be pardoned, just be sure to stay on the leaders good side.
5. There will be Jobs during the Recording times. The main one will be the relayer. Because of lag problems, not all of us can be on Skype at the same time. So only the Main Characters with Voice acting Parts will be on Skype. The rest will be on ClanHalo's Teamspeex awaiting orders. The relayers job is to Relay Commands and orders from the Leaders to the awaiting crew on Skype. For an example, If Mr.Mods was the Relayer, I would tell him to tell Slappey to Move forward a Bit. Mods would press a key, turning on his mic in Teamspeex, telling slappey to move forward.
6. If any of you think we should change an angle or do something different please let us know, The leaders will duscuss and see if they agree with it. If they choose not to go with your idea, then thats it. Unless the whole crew votes against the Leaders, then it is overturned. Do not Nag at your crew members to overturn the Leaders, and also do not try to persuade them. Simply tell them your idea and then ask them to cast their vote. If more than half of the Crew who are not leaders vote Yes on the Idea, the Leaders choice is overturned.
7. You must, and I Repeat MUST check this Forums frequently. In Some threads their may be posts that may tell you something important, that may even take away your place here in this board if you do not Follow them. And yes there is already a post out there, If you do not do what it says before September 21st, you are kicked out of this Board for inactivity. Even if you just posted in the board. So once again, Check this Forums often, and read all of the Threads for Updates and News. Especially the Locked ones.
8. Sharebear is a godamn Prick, Most of you know that. But he has something you don't. The power to fucking ban the shit out of you. No matter what he does, do not cross him. If he steps out of line, me and Keo will get onto him. He doesn't hate any of you, he just likes to mess around with people. As a Jester Brother, you are required to shut up and deal with it. Keo and myself have.
9. (Fonzie) I am an extremely bossy perfectionist. As you can tell by this very board, everything has to be perfect in my eye, or I can't stand it. I had to have Keo go over the Assault 2 movie several times before it was released. Which was a good thing, because every little detail counts, especially if were trying to be noticed. So as I said before, Deal with us, I know you can get mad, But we want you here. It gets stressful, but welcome to the world of Machinima, All we ask is that you listen to us, so we can get rolling.
10. Warn us AT LEAST 24-48 Hours ahead if your not going to Make a recording time. Failure to do so will Equal a Strike. There are 12 strikes in the Board. When you reach 12 Strikes, your kicked from the Board. Unlike while recording, this is not over turnable.
this i an internet based machinima project and so far we've done some interesting stuff. lets keep moving forward. (OMG MeettheROBINSONS REFERENCE!!!)
The Divisions:
In-game acting
Modding
script writing
voice acting
filming
sound mixing (music)
If you want to join Saber~Cow Ink view the Recruitment Post
Keo's Edit: the end