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Race Tournament. (?)

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:37 pm
by TaxiService
Hello, my little dicks and cunts.
(uhm... that was useless)


I had an idea some months ago: creating custom race tracks for bloodgulch and SC.


yesterday (or yeste-yesterday) i had success with a new race track test.

...then, while i was kicking veen's ass racing against him, another idea popped in my mind:
"OMG! i would really like to beat moxus and mota on the race track! just imagine how good would that feel! spitting on their visors from my 1st place podium... i bet i could kick all the MGM!"
(this is psychology! when i say that you will think: "grgrgr i hate taxi! the best thing would be beating him on the race track! hahaaa! i will beat his ass out of bloodgulch with my warthog :flamingeyes:")



so, here it is. MGM!, do you accept my challenge on my custom BG tracks?

if at the end of this week the sum of the votes divided by the number of people who voted is lower by the 50% of the people who voted, it will mean that MGM is too chicken to compete with me! (what i'm trying to say is that if 10 people voted, and the votes are +2 x2, +1 x4, -0 x1 , -1 x2 and -2 x0; the sum will be 7.
7 is more than the 50% of 10, so i will crush your ass to teh ground while you try to run against me.)




uhm.. some infos:

the maps that we will use will be developed by me basing on bloodgulch and silent cartographer bsps.
They will have more than the normal race flags, different scenery placing and weather.

uhm... you will find they all in a race tracks pack that i will upload when i finish it. <_<

uhm... what else...
we will not use just the warthogs.

we must ONLY race. and not camping/killing uselessy.



oh, if now everyone will start to do their own tourneys and race tracks just because taxi did: YOU ARE FRIKKEN POSERS! :mad:




ok so. START VOTING!

see yah around.




PS: the only thing i fear is...spacespace...Neko.


EDIT: uhm, now i remember some last things:

1) i would really like to see people like monoman or altimit in this tourny.

2) dont be an ass licker (in italy we call like that the people who always say "omg that's a great idea, you always so good, blah blah Blah.").

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:13 pm
by seabeast
I got nothing better to do. lol. I just hope my freaking hand gets better. I fractured it and am typing with my left hand. cant play! :(

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:23 pm
by TaxiService
seabees4 wrote:I got nothing better to do. lol. I just hope my freaking hand gets better. I fractured it and am typing with my left hand. cant play! :(
HA!!! YOU've JUST FEAR!!! (:laugh: kidding; i'm just trying to get challengers...)

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:06 pm
by Mota-Lev
OMG your the best you come up with awesome ideas. WOW OMG OMG OMG.


Hahahhahahahahahha don't call me a ass liker of i'll drill your ass.(of GTA III and old man in brown says it)


I'm in just so i can prove that you cannot beat me.

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:11 pm
by Altimit01
I can dig it. Suggestions:
Civihogs (remove the turrets just so that we don't have to worry about gunners messing everything up)
D-swap out all weapons including starting weapons to remove the ability to kill people.
Also modify the jpt! tags of melee and warthog running over so that you can't kill someone that way (well maybe leave in running over).
Maybe pimp out the hogs with some new bitmaps, underglow, flame tracks? In any case I'd be down with this.

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:27 pm
by Kayar
Do flame tracks cause TIS? Probably... but I think if you used the plasma cannon tail spark effe instead it'd look cool, though I'm not entirely sure because I haven't tried that. Just another idea that had been floating around in my head for a bit...

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:35 pm
by Eclipse
Altimit01 wrote:Maybe pimp out the hogs with underglow
Is it possible to make a hog have an under glow o_O Cause that would rock.

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:37 pm
by Fuel
•£¢¬¡¶§£• •«Ø»¶¡»µ«˜m• wrote:
Altimit01 wrote:Maybe pimp out the hogs with underglow
Is it possible to make a hog have an under glow o_O Cause that would rock.
yes it is >_>

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 6:44 pm
by G[v]N
The original Civ Hog has an underglow.

And H4xZor T4xZor did not kick my ass.
It was 3 matches to 1.

:P

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:55 pm
by Lanx
Question: Can EVERYONE come to the race? :?

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:58 pm
by seabeast
multiple servers. I could host one. super-fast internet. the problems barely ever happen anymore. like once a week.

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:32 pm
by Jrat07
Sounds like fun :D I'm in

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:38 pm
by Lanx
Jrat07 wrote:Sounds like fun :D I'm in
Uhhhh me too. :D

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:39 pm
by G[v]N
Everyone can join if they have the racetrack layout.
It's a mod..I thinky..

I have Taxi's Racetrack #1. That's where he supposedly kicked my ass beta testing. :roll:

Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 4:27 am
by Moxus
I like this idea. I might even do one of my own for the Island.

-=Moxus=-