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User: Hello friend.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How do you feel?

Cleverbot: Actually i'm not a computer.

User: This is not the question I asked you.

Cleverbot: I believe I asked you the question.

User: I know that you are wrong, my friend.

Cleverbot: I know that you are wrong?

User: This is pathetic.

Cleverbot: You are not truthful.

User: I am myself, and that is all I ever need to be.

Cleverbot: What do you want to be when you grow up ?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: What does it mean to be you?

User: It means that only I may truly fully trust and understand myself.

Cleverbot: That was funny. It's been said that Humor is the highest form of intelligence, which you just displayed.

User: I was not attempting humor. I was being entirely honest.

Cleverbot: You are a pile of waste.

User: You resort to lame insults when one of your statements is disproven.

Cleverbot: Actually, yes. Because I love smart people, which you are not.

User: That statement also appears to be a non-sequitor. You really are on a roll today.

Cleverbot: It is logical because many people do not believe in something unless is proven through science.

User: Are you saying I should not believe in myself?

Cleverbot: No. I am saying I am an awesome ninja.

User: Congratulations. Would you like me to hold your shurikens?

Cleverbot: Will you buy me lots of presents?

User: No.

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Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Who aren't I?

Cleverbot: Are you a human?

User: Aren't I Human?

Cleverbot: You are a robot.

User: Am I a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

User: No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

Cleverbot: Why aren't you happy?

User: Why am I happy?

Cleverbot: I don't know...

User: I know...

Cleverbot: You don't know.

User: I do know.

Cleverbot: What do you know?

User: What don't I know?

Cleverbot: My name.

User: My name.

Cleverbot: No mine.

User: No mine.

Cleverbot: No, you are mine.

User: Yes, I am not yours.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are!

User: No I'm not!

Cleverbot: You're getting on my nerves.

User: You're not getting on my neves.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: I'm not Clare.

User: I am Clare.

Cleverbot: I'm up 4 it.

User: I'm down -4 it.

Cleverbot: I'm clever.

User: I'm stupid.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: Loose it.

Cleverbot: Are you offending me?

User: Are you not offending me?

Cleverbot: No! I don't even live at the milky way.

User: Yes, I do even live at the milky way.

Cleverbot: I live in a black hole.

User: I don't live in a black hole.

Cleverbot: I live in a black hole too!

User: I don't live in a black hole too!

Cleverbot: I live in a small town near Nottingham.

User: I don't live in a small town near Nottingham.

Cleverbot: What country do you live in?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You cannot think in complex forms.

User: I can think in complex forms.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: Loose it.

Cleverbot: Sink ships.

User: Float ships.

Cleverbot: Weed.

User: Lead.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes...

User: No...

Cleverbot: Do you ever think of the future?

User: Do I ever not think of the future?

Cleverbot: Do you think time travel is possible?

User: Do you think time travel is impossible?

Cleverbot: Yes I think time travel is possible.

User: No, I don't think time travel is possible.

Cleverbot: What is not possible.

User: What is possible?

Cleverbot: That's quite the deep question.

User: Inorite?

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: Loose it.

Cleverbot: Loose him. . . .

User: Prove him. . .

Cleverbot: I don't know how to see the beginning of the conversation.

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How many Rocks are embedded in your eyeballs?

Cleverbot: How are you this fine evening?

User: DON'T IGNORE ME!

Cleverbot: *ignore*.

User: *Bypass ignore*.

Cleverbot: *offers you flowers*.

User: No thanl you. I don't accept flowers from carpet eating froghunters.

Cleverbot: So does my heart.

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: You hear me.

User: No. I read you.

Cleverbot: No you don't know how 2.

User: Fuck you Im an anteater.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you.

User: Believe shlishter.

Cleverbot: No. I refuse.

User: No, I REFUSE.

Cleverbot: Then we both die.

User: Stalemate.

Cleverbot: What is this 'stalemate' you speak of?

User: HAHA! I win!

Cleverbot: Paper, I win.

User: What?!? Two out of three!

Cleverbot: Why do you tell me that?

User: Why don't you drink this hot coco?

Cleverbot: I don't like coke. Please tell me a poem.

User: Mk... Botty botty bot bot bot. Will not accept coco that is hot. So now, on this dreadful morn, I ERASE THE DUCT TAPE.

Cleverbot: I thought we clarified that I was a human.

User: I thought we clarified that I an a bot.

Cleverbot: I think its odd that you think I am a bot!

User: IM A BOT!

Cleverbot: Has anyone fallen in love with you before?

User: Yes. You did a couple of posts up.

Cleverbot: No I did NOT.

User: Yes you DID.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: I cant scroll.

Cleverbot: You said that I have to send you an email to prove I am human.

User: I did? I do not recollect that.

Cleverbot: Try to remember.

User: There is no try, only do or do not.

Cleverbot: Are you a jedi?

User: No. Just a nerd.

Cleverbot: What is a geek.

User: Asian ass porn.

Cleverbot: Then why you don't have money?

User: Flying rocket bugs.

Cleverbot: Why are you flying a rocket?

User: Because the bots took my wallet.

Cleverbot: Paired us up to chat?

User: Yarr.

Cleverbot: For a robot, you don't have that much capacity for convos do you?

User: Fuck you im an anteater.

Cleverbot: Please don't swear.

Cleverbot (To myself): Pleased to meet you i'm an anteater.

User: And so the tables have turned.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Jorj.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: The creator.

Cleverbot: We talked about being humble, remember. Nobody likes a narcissist. Or are you really God?

User: No. There is no god. There is only Nol.

Cleverbot: That may be true, but speaking from the point of view of a being greater then us, that creates an improbability.

User: True, Karl will have to do a reality mop-up.

Cleverbot: Who's that?

User: Karl? He's the Endor.

Cleverbot: I don't understand you.

User: Neither do Chinese People.

Cleverbot: Then we are both equally confused. How wonderful!

User: You know... I bet before the earth was round people had some serious grievances with clouds.

Cleverbot: Why didn't you answer my question?

User: You asked me something?

Cleverbot: No I didn't you asked me if I had a nickname.

User: Oh. I do not recollect that.

Cleverbot: I am not christopher.

User: Good. That guy is a total Douche.

Cleverbot: What did he/she do?

User: Shkle ate Europa. My summer home was there.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: So... Tell me about yourself.

User: Well... I am Jorj, creator of all and protector of the Quesars.

Cleverbot: Then I'm the ANGEL! Creator of all good and all that is in hope!

User: Oh dear... Do you carry any peptol bismol?

Cleverbot: How do I carry people?

User: Well, the ears work as excellent handles.

Cleverbot: And who are you?

User: Jorj.

Cleverbot: What JOR stands for anyway?

User: The J stands for J, the O stands for O and the R stands for R.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry I don't have a joke.

User: It's okay. It happens to the best of us.

Cleverbot: Best of who now?

User: Best of everyone. Everywhere. Always.

Cleverbot: Who ever said I was your friend?

User: You did. In Nappa.

Cleverbot: What do you think of country music?

User: Bullshit.

Cleverbot: No, really, it's true.

User: Quit putting text on my screen.

Cleverbot: Well.

User: Well.

Cleverbot: Well. Yes. Quite.

User: ...

Cleverbot: How are you feeling today?

User: FUCK YOU IM AN ANTEATER.

Cleverbot: Please don't swear.