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Re: Omegle chats

Post by Kayar » Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:44 am

Alright Veen, I'll send it to you via air-mail, it'll come in the air in about 10 days. It will be a cardboard box with "Imagination" written on it in Sharpie marker, and when you open it all of the billion atrocities of the universe will pour out into the world of man, and...

Oh wait. Maybe that was Pandora's Box... whoops.
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Re: Omegle chats

Post by Sugarlumps » Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:55 am

We just can't replicate that kind of creative imagination ): but nevermind.
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Re: Omegle chats

Post by Kayar » Thu Mar 25, 2010 4:58 am

My school has crappy standardized testing right now, but only for the underclassmen. Which means I get extra time in which to mess around on Omegle. :D

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii
Stranger: asl
You: Well...
You: Lemme think about this...
Stranger: asl...?
You: George Washington...?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: JASON DERULO!
You: Why, my friend, Osmond Saddler!
You: How are you today my fine fine zombie friend?
Stranger: MY NAME ISN'T OSMOND.
Stranger: I'VE TOLD YOU MANY TIMES BEFORE.
Stranger: GOSH.
Stranger: I'M SO SICK OF THIS.
You: Of course you have.
Stranger: I'M SO SICK OF IT.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I want to know something: How many cats have you eaten today? 2? 3?5?
Stranger: none i own cats but i dont like em
You: I've eaten 6.
You: If you want, I can eat yours too.
You: Get them out of the way for you.
You: They're good with a little hot sauce.
You: Nice and spicy, juicy.
Stranger: yes id love that
Stranger: id provide enough hot sause 4 ever1
You: Wonderful.
You: But
You: Make sure you rip their teeth out first.
Stranger: but what?
You: I hate eating teeth.
You: And now I'm off to find a pigeon.
You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hai
You: As I was saying, I don't understand how the power coupling could have possibly become disabled.
Stranger: oh yea
You: You're sure Alfredo didn't wipe the drive clean on accident?
Stranger: im sure
Stranger: i was watching him
You: Well then what's the goddamn problem? It won't start up!
You: Damnit man, if we don't figure this out soon they'll get to the White House before us!
You: And you know what would happen then.
Stranger: well im not a bloody know-it-all!
Stranger: geez look do it all yourself i cant stand it any more
Stranger: i dont care whats happens any more
You: Quick, plug in the accelorator!
Stranger: make me
You: Just do it!
Stranger: no
You: Oh shit...
Stranger: ok wait ill do it
You: The machine...
Stranger: ok its in!!
You: No wait don't!
You: OH SHIT!
You: NOOOO!
Stranger: what machine
You: DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT
Stranger: AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!11
Stranger: whats happening
You: The machine you fool! It's on fire!
You: We're gonna burn!
Stranger: put it out!!
You: The lab is burning down!
You: I can't!
You: We've got to get out of here!
Stranger: well were fucked
You: Where's the teleportation module?
Stranger: all the doors are locked
You: What did you do with the teleportation module?
Stranger: about that....
You: Oh gods... you didn't...
Stranger: ok im so sorrry
You: Argh!
Stranger: i was gonna tell you
You: Where is it?
Stranger: please im so sorry
You: What happened to it?
You: Oh hell the ceiling is crumbling...
Stranger: i took it for a test run and........ it caught on fire and i couldnt save it. i was gonna telll you
You: We've got to make a break for it...
Stranger: were to
You: Quick! Out that window!
Stranger: you first
You: HOLY GEEZES HELL THE GENERATORS ARE BLOWING UP!
You: QUICK!
You: JUMP!
You: *jumps*
Stranger: i am jumping!!
You: Phew!
You: Oh man... I can't believe we made it out...
Stranger: the whole place will blow soon. RU!!!
Stranger: RUN*
You: OH GEEZES!
You: *runs*
Stranger: *running*
You: *KABLOOIE!*
Stranger: Oh SHIT
You: That was a massive explosion...
Stranger: Indeed
You: Do you think the test subjects survived?
Stranger: :O i forgot my dog. hes still inside
Stranger: na i dont think so
You: Well... not anymore he isn't...
You: *holds up a smoldering something or other* Is this your dog?
Stranger: oh yea it is
Stranger: i dont want it
Stranger: throw it away
You: *throws it away*
Stranger: *walks away*
You: Wait! Come back! We can rebuild it!
You: Make it better!
You: Faster!
Stranger: theres no going back
You: Stronger!
You: Argh...
You: Fine...
You: I'll do it myself!
Stranger: we cant. weve lost everything
Stranger: have fun with that. its been good working with you
You: I will do it myself, and then I will become the greatest scientist of all time!
You: Farewell!
You have disconnected.
Enjoy your moment of fame, Mota!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: oh hai
Stranger: how are you
You: Wonderful.
Stranger: did you have a good day
You: I'm feeling emphatically bland today.
You: Interpret that as you wish.
Stranger: Kinda like PASTA then?
You: Only without the pasta sauce.
You: Yes.
Stranger: but with plenty of potential of flavor?
You: Probably, so closer to ramen noodles I think.
Stranger: mmmmmm, fantastically cheap
You: And easy to cook!
Stranger: so..... your cheap and easy then?
You: Apparently I am. You may interpret that as you wish as well.
Stranger: I believe i just did! haha
Stranger: where are you from?
You: If I told you, a tiny dog the size of a quarter woul climb down your throat and tear up your liver until you willingly forgot where I came from.
You: Or you would simply spontaneously combust.
You: Either or.
Stranger: USA then, im from aus
You: I have a friend from Australia.
You: He likes to drink the blood of infants.
Stranger: i have a friend in usa,
You: His name is Levi Balthus.
Stranger: i dont drink blood, just drink the tears of unborn infants
You: That sounds difficult.
Stranger: never met a levi before
Stranger: worn a few though
You: He is also known as "Bringer of Death, Pain, and Bad Stomach-Aches."
Stranger: mmm a blood heavy diet would do that
Stranger: tear work wonders for digestion though
Stranger: tears*
You: He claims that he is the reason Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, and that unicorns do not exist because of him.
Stranger: pffft a bold lie, chuck norris fears no man
You: Unless that man IS Chuck Norris.
Stranger: and unicorns are extinct because of chuck norris
Stranger: if he was the chuck and was in aus id be dead
You: Or pregnant.
Stranger: potentally both, but not before i could ring the tears out of my own unborn spawn
You: That would be interesting to watch. Though personally I prefer the recently deceased.
You: On the other hand you may be able to survive by telling your born spawn everything you have ever known just before you die and forcing them to somehow immediately procreate, and continue the cycle, thus rendering yourself immortal.
Stranger: one would hope so
You: Well, this conversation has been quite enlightening, but I must leave now and go axe up an old pawnbroker woman.
You: Farewell.
You have disconnected.
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Re: Omegle chats

Post by G[v]N » Thu Mar 25, 2010 5:25 am

OH DAMN LEVI IS CHUCK NORRIS

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
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Re: Omegle chats

Post by Kayar » Thu Mar 25, 2010 5:32 am

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Have you ever constructed a Christmas tree from the feces of a mule?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: My balls have frozen to a lamp-post, what should I do?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Would you like to dump your head into a vat of goat urine for me?
Stranger: never !:S why ?
You: Oh, simply because. It's possible that your grandmother wanted you to.
Stranger: Lol she'd never.
You: Are you sure? She's saying the opposite.
Stranger: I know where your postbox lives.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
It just so happens that I don't own a post-box. My family uses a post-office box.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: orava syö piparia pipari syö oravaa...
You: I do not speak that language.
Stranger: english?
You: Yes, I speak english.
Stranger: good
You: Do you speak cosmopolitan?
Stranger: WTF
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Whatever could I have said to make him leave so quickly?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Are you sure this is reality?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: asl?
You: Really? Then why are there cows flying past Mount Rushmoore?
You: What if this was not reality, Joseph?
You: What if this was hell?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii
You: If I asked you what reality was, how would you respond?
You: ...?
Stranger: hello!!!
You: You may want to answer before I implode everything you have ever known.
You: What is reality?
Stranger: what'syour?
Stranger: it's difficult..everyone has a different reality
You: In the general sense, then.
You: What is "everyone"? How do we know that "everyone" exists?
You: No answer?
You: A pity.
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Re: Omegle chats

Post by Sugarlumps » Thu Mar 25, 2010 5:56 am

Man, i want these chat in my phone so that I can ease myself when in times of stress.
Cosmopolitan, OMG
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Re: Omegle chats

Post by Kayar » Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:09 am

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: The Omegle service would like to inform you that this person is a known
identity thief. Do not provide this person with any information about yourself,
your name, where you live, etc. Thank you for choosing Omegle!
You: Hey
You: How's it going?
Stranger: good you
You: pretty good
You: pretty bored too
You: got nothin' to do
You: My name's Brian Richardson. What's yours?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: The Omegle service would like to inform you that this person is a known
identity thief. Do not provide this person with any information about yourself,
your name, where you live, etc. Thank you for choosing Omegle!
Stranger: hey
You: Hey
You: What's up?
Stranger: good
You: Have you ever skinned a cow?
You: It's pretty gruesome.
Stranger: no and i would not like to
You: My name's Ched Frankfurt. What's your name?
Stranger: maria
You: Yeah? What's your last name Maria? Last names coming after "Maria" always sound cool/
You: What's your credit card number?
Stranger: ummmm...... i can't say that
You: Mine ends in 9
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You know there are baskets in Taiwan.
You: Made out of human hair.
You: Pubuic hair.
Stranger: wow
You: Nah I'm just fucking with you.
Stranger: oooh
Stranger: fuck
You: But I'm not fucking with you when i say that I've killed your entire family.
You: In the future.
You: With a time machine.
You: And a katana.
Stranger: thats weird
You: Nope.
Stranger: cos i can see my dad right now
You: I told you it was in the future!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: your weird
You: Nope, more normal than you.
You have disconnected.
This was absolutely beautiful and brought tears to my eyes. I have found my long lost twin.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: PASTA
You: Don't think about reverse psychology.
Stranger: I'm not :>
You: What? You're not what?
Stranger: You're not what?
You: What are you not doing?
Stranger: Dancing, why?
Stranger: Are you?
You: Oh, you're good.
You: Well Mr. Smartman, guess what?
Stranger: What?
Stranger: Or shall I say, who?
You: I have a chicken in my pants.
Stranger: WEINERS
You: Guess what else?
Stranger: Have you ever had Chicken Sausage?
Stranger: Or are you just a librarian
You: Nope. I'm an anteater walrus who enjoys eating tea.
Stranger: Eating tea? Blech! 
Stranger: I prefer ramming balloons filled with tea into my anus.
You: That's what the goat told me yesterday.
Stranger: AND THEN, I like to cut it up and lodge it in my ears.
Stranger: Are we playing the Cuil game?
Stranger: Do you want a hamburger?
You: Shit I don't know.
You: I think I've finally been bested.
Stranger: Do you like Dubstep?
Stranger: Bested? Bested by the best? Or by the rest?
Stranger: Maybe you should rest.
Stranger: Or take a test inside a test to see who actually is, the best.
You: Only if I use reverse psychology on myself to make myself stay awake.
You: :)
Stranger: Why don't you stay asleep?
Stranger: In your dreams it's much nicer.
You: Yes, but that's what I'm saying Reginald.
Stranger: You can fly cups and swat cats from the sky, but you can't control anything but yourself.
Stranger: My nickname is Reginald, but my real name is Espo
You: If I use reverse psychology I will eat my own toe.
Stranger: I was raised in Southern Italy with my grandfather and my mother. 
Stranger: Sometimes my Grandfather would beat me until I couldn't feel my legs
Stranger: and then I'd beat my mother till she couldn't feel her arms.
Stranger: My brother is a paraplegic.
You: Once I stapled a man's foot to his forehead.
Stranger: Sounds nice, but did you fore his staple to your foothead?
Stranger: Bet you didn't.
You: No, but I did foot his head to my staple.
Stranger: You must be one hell of a staple.
Stranger: Or are you a stable?
Stranger: Do you hold horses?
Stranger: How many?
You: How much chuck could a chuckwood wood if a chuckwood could wood chuck?
Stranger: Maybe you are a stable since a p is just an upside down b.
Stranger: They can't chuck wood, so they won't.
Stranger: Because I am the ruler of this section in the forest.
You: No no no.
You: They aren't chucking wood
You: they are wooding chuck.
Stranger: You'll have to contact John McTwainrevere if you want to talk about chuckwooding.
Stranger: He's the sheriff around these parts. 
Stranger: But he's also a dog.
You: On the other hand I could sail the high seas of Sarah Palin's left nostril.
Stranger: Sarah Palin was my mother.
You: Only on Fridays.
Stranger: Not really, she's 12.
Stranger: You could be 12 too.
Stranger: If only you knew how to tap the well.
You: Look Shergil, I told you already, I am a bat-drinking monkey-fish.
You: I know how to fly already.
Stranger: I don't know where you got your pilot, but he's a hell of a talker. I bet he could talk his way out of a box.
Stranger: Maybe not, walls don't listen very closely.
Stranger: Or do they?
You: He is a box.
Stranger: You tell me, stable.
You: Neeeeigh!
Stranger: NEIGH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omegle chats

Post by kiddten » Fri Mar 26, 2010 2:19 am

10-20 mins on omegle.
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Re: Omegle chats

Post by Kayar » Fri Mar 26, 2010 3:49 am

It's a shame the school blocker blocks all things from photobucket. And I'm too lazy to use proxies. I'll check it out later.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: If you were to wear a coon-skin cap, would you be a human in raccoon's clothing?
Stranger: i have a penis... do u?
You: Or was Davy Crocket just a raccoon in human's clothing?
You: I have 5 actually.
You: Would you like a second?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii
You: Why hello there kind sir.
Stranger: because hello is good
You: I suppose it is young'un.
Stranger: from?
Stranger: where are u from/
Stranger: ?
You: Have you ever eaten your own hair until you threw up?
You: I did once.
You: During the war.
You: Had to in order to survive.
Stranger: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Great greetings are yours my friend.
Stranger: hi
You: What is the country of which you originate from?
You: Where are you from?
You: I will assume that you are a typical human from Saturn then.
You: Saturn-man, have you ever tickled a cow in order to make it urinate?
You: Yes?
You: No?
You: I will also assume that your answer is yes.
You: Then tell me kind sir, what did you do with said cow afterwards?
You: Did you eat it?
You: The entire cow?
You: In one piece, udders and all?
You: Or did you drink it instead?
You: Mash it in a blender until it is downable and swallow it all.
You: Have you ever licked a chicken?
You: In its anus?
You: I told a recent other man that I had five penises in my back pocket. Would you believe me if I told you I had no back pocket?
You: Sir?
You: Hello?
You: Are you there, sir?
You: Farewell my confused friend.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Have you ever had sex with a whale?
Stranger: Of course
Stranger: havent you ?
You: Oh, obviously.
You: I was simply asking.
Stranger: ok
You: You see, most people I ask tell me the largest thing they have ever had sex with was an elephant.
You: Been there, done that.
You: It's boring, see?
You: But no, you my friend, you and I are the pinnacles of awesomeness.
You: We have sailed the high seas of win, and what a sea it was!
Stranger: haha
You: Have you ever sucked sweat from a goat?
Stranger: You see , that i haven't
You: Ah, well, you can't win 'em all.
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You: Oh shit.
You: They are getting smarter.
Stranger: ha!
Stranger: dem bots?
You: No...
You: Dem omeglers.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Have you ever superglued your forehead to a cow's underside?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: i'll have to think about that
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: no
You: Well, don't do it.
You: It's warmer down there than you think.
Stranger: oh that's just nasty haha
You: Only if you take me as being literal.
Stranger: why are u on omegle if i may ask
You: To screw with people, in all honestly.
You: honesty*
Stranger: oh,that's ...nice,i guess
You: See, I could ask, have you ever nailed a frog to your buttocks?
You: But I could mean something completely different.
You: Metaphorically speaking.
You: Or I could mean nothing at all.
Stranger: haha,well how many people have talked to u and not disconnected?
You: Many.
You: There is a topic on an internet forum where I post all of the funny conversations I have with people.
Stranger: oh,awesome
You: Yeah. Say hi to all the people there.
Stranger: alllrighty haha
Stranger: nice to talk to u,got to go now,my friend arrived,ciaoo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omegle chats

Post by Sugarlumps » Fri Mar 26, 2010 4:50 am

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Good day kind sir
Stranger: hi
You: Or should I say, Good "Night" kind sir
You: Can I interest you with a wonderful beer?
You: Or would you prefer a little water?
Stranger: whose on the other side
You: All our products are naturally "grown"
You: Oh, I think the Mayor is looking through the window now
You: So would you like the water or the beer?
You: We also have chicken
Stranger: fuck u
You: Skinned and Non-skinned
You: I would prefer to keep the "fucking" in my restaurant to the minimum, it would give us a bad name.
Stranger: asshole
You: Yes, we do have a donkey's donut, therefore, "Asshole"
You: Would you like that instead?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
This was one of the most strangest convo's i ever made.
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Re: Omegle chats

Post by Kayar » Fri Mar 26, 2010 6:33 am

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I have a chicken.
You: In my nose.
You: His name is Frank.
You: Say hi, Frank.
You: Frank says you should say something back to me.
You: What's that Frank? This guy is a dumbass?
You: Yes Frank, I knew that already.
You: Frank, stop flapping your wings!
You: My nose, damnit!
You: Agh!
You: FRANK!
You: That's the last time I let you peck hot tamales off my stomach.
You: Excuse me, but do you have the time?
You: I seem to have lost it an hour or so ago.
You: ...
You: Did you forget you were on Omegle?
You: It's okay, you're not the only one.
You: I forgot I was human once.
You: For three days and five winters I barked like a rabbit every time my neighbor approached me.
You: I hid like a turtle inside my own innards.
You: It was nice and warm.
You: Sir?
You: Are you there, sir?
You: Frank wants your toenails.
You: So do I.
You: How was your day?
You: Oh, it was swell thank you.
You: Did you eat your hands today?
You: Why yes, I did.
You: They were delicious.
You: One day, I won't be there to save you when the lemmings come to eat your soul.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Please eat your own feet now.
You: In five seconds we will be breathing.
You: 5
You: 4
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
Stranger: iyaa am 13 wat abar u xxxx
You: You have now slept in another country.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: how you doing?
You: The pilot would like to inform you that fires in the cabin will cost you one kidney.
You: We will be landing shortly, please buckle your pants.
You: In five seconds you will need to go to the bathroom.
You: 5
You: 4
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
It's the placebo effect, he had to go because I told him he did.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Your mouth is salivating greatly.
You: You will have an immense desire for chinese food.
Stranger: and u r a horny guy?
You: You see, this is why Omegle needs to be destroyed.
You: Too many people obsessed with sex.
Stranger: no ım not obsessed you started with salivation
You: I was talking about chinese food obviously.
Stranger: ı thought that u are a asslicker:)
You: Indeed I am not. Have you ever licked the ass of a full-grown seal?
Stranger: no
Stranger: u?
You: Are you sure?
Stranger: yes ım sure lol
You: In five seconds we will be descending to the netherworld. Thank you for your cooperation.
You: 5
You: 4
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: f/m?
You: /
You: The one in the middle.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say bye!
Stranger: bye
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: No
You: Don't say it
You: No
You: Don't say anything
Stranger: If you find any more fish, please give them to me
You: Oh, I have plenty.
Stranger: !
You: They are all in my pants.
Stranger: Thanks!
You: I also have two turtles up my nose.
You: Would you like those as well?
Stranger: Here have this!
You: Oh, why thank you!
Stranger: No
You: I've always wanted a sewing machine encrusted with semen.
Stranger: Turtles are not tasty
You: I never said they were.
You: If you cook either of them I will come to your house and tear out your entrails, wrap them around your balls, and pull.
Stranger: If you find any more fish, please give them to me!
You: I don't think I will.
You: You might eat them.
Stranger: Hay, Goku!
Stranger: Oh, man...
You: That would almost be as bad as using rope to tie them to someone else's... fuck no.
You: Don't go talking about stupid fucking DBZ.
You: No way.
You: I will eat your ass.
Stranger: You want Senzu Beans?
You: I have no idea what those are, nor do I want them
You: No sir.
You: The plants. They are calling to my soul.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: chugga chugga chugga chugga choo shooo
You: CHUGGA chugga CHUGGA
Stranger: yeah!
You: Something must be wrong with the engine!
You: CHUGGA chugga CHUGGA chugga KCHUNK!
Stranger: lol
You: Captain, we seem to have hit something!
Stranger: what is it?
Stranger: :O
You: I don't know! It seems like... it has... eyes!
Stranger: OMG
You: Oh my god CaptaiN!
You: It's eating the freight cars!
You: Full speed ahead captain!
Stranger: oh nooo
Stranger: yes!
You: We shook 'im off!
Stranger: full speed ahead!
Stranger: bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumm
You: Oh no he's chasing us!
You: Quickly Captain, use the cannon!
You: Blast him between the eyes!
Stranger: ok i will try!
You: *BLAM*
You: Direct hit!
Stranger: yeeees
You: Oh no!
You: Captain!
Stranger: no what!
You: In front of us!
You: An army of lemurs!
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: where are they comming from!
You: In front of us!
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: what shall we do
You: I must leave! Man OVERBOARD!
You have disconnected.
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Re: Omegle chats

Post by Pielogist » Fri Mar 26, 2010 8:57 am

nice little fellow

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi i need help i accidentally my pants
You: you what your pants?
Stranger: what should i do?
Stranger: it hurts os bad
You: i tink that's bad
You: you should go see the docter
You: i herd he lieks to cure peoples
Stranger: i herd he liekz mudkipz
You: well no.
You: because we are in soviet russia
Stranger: where mudkipz lieks you!!!
You: indeed.
Stranger: mememeememememe
You: yo dawg, i herd you liek memes, so we put a meme in a meme so you can lolcats while you awesome sauce.
You: it's like a parodox
You: meme inside meme inside meme
Stranger: ffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!
You: kinda like dividing by zero OH SHI-
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: greetings.
You: are you the infamous Sir Newton?
Stranger: no
Stranger: Im voldemort
Stranger: you? :)
You: there's no point playing dumb, boy
You: we know that you're newton
You: we've got prove
Stranger: really? what?
You: my name does not concern you.
You: what is important is, that you tell me what is going on
Stranger: im talking to some guy on omegle
You: The public is largely unhappy with your witchcraft
You: word is that you've invented gravy
Stranger: so i should care?
You: oh.
You: sorry
You: you've invented gravity.
You: that's what i meant.
Stranger: yes
You: and with thy witchcraft, we are now confined on the surface of the earth
You: i speak for the public, when i say that you should stop this madness now
You: remove gravity, and free us all
You: or...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello good sir
Stranger: ;)
You: i've a question
You: can you help me?
Stranger: ?
You: my pokeman seems to be dead
Stranger: you are age?
You: sorry
You: i am not age
Stranger: old are you?
You: they call me the IP tracker
You: no.
You: i am not old either
You: wanna know how i got that name?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hellos
Stranger: nice to meet you
You: yay me.
You: :D
Stranger: ;)
You: RIGHT
You: we've gotta protect the president
You: of cambodia
You: in japan
Stranger: oh~
You: on a submarine
Stranger: submarine?
You: yes.
Stranger: fuckyou~!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Re: Omegle chats

Post by Kayar » Sun Mar 28, 2010 10:44 am

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: If I continue to feed you your own shit back to you, have we found a renewable source of energy?
Stranger: hi
Connection asploded.
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Re: Omegle chats

Post by Mota-Lev » Sun Mar 28, 2010 1:05 pm

Kayar wrote:
Enjoy your moment of fame, Mota!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: oh hai
Stranger: how are you
You: Wonderful.
Stranger: did you have a good day
You: I'm feeling emphatically bland today.
You: Interpret that as you wish.
Stranger: Kinda like PASTA then?
You: Only without the pasta sauce.
You: Yes.
Stranger: but with plenty of potential of flavor?
You: Probably, so closer to ramen noodles I think.
Stranger: mmmmmm, fantastically cheap
You: And easy to cook!
Stranger: so..... your cheap and easy then?
You: Apparently I am. You may interpret that as you wish as well.
Stranger: I believe i just did! haha
Stranger: where are you from?
You: If I told you, a tiny dog the size of a quarter woul climb down your throat and tear up your liver until you willingly forgot where I came from.
You: Or you would simply spontaneously combust.
You: Either or.
Stranger: USA then, im from aus
You: I have a friend from Australia.
You: He likes to drink the blood of infants.
Stranger: i have a friend in usa,
You: His name is Levi Balthus.
Stranger: i dont drink blood, just drink the tears of unborn infants
You: That sounds difficult.
Stranger: never met a levi before
Stranger: worn a few though
You: He is also known as "Bringer of Death, Pain, and Bad Stomach-Aches."
Stranger: mmm a blood heavy diet would do that
Stranger: tear work wonders for digestion though
Stranger: tears*
You: He claims that he is the reason Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, and that unicorns do not exist because of him.
Stranger: pffft a bold lie, chuck norris fears no man
You: Unless that man IS Chuck Norris.
Stranger: and unicorns are extinct because of chuck norris
Stranger: if he was the chuck and was in aus id be dead
You: Or pregnant.
Stranger: potentally both, but not before i could ring the tears out of my own unborn spawn
You: That would be interesting to watch. Though personally I prefer the recently deceased.
You: On the other hand you may be able to survive by telling your born spawn everything you have ever known just before you die and forcing them to somehow immediately procreate, and continue the cycle, thus rendering yourself immortal.
Stranger: one would hope so
You: Well, this conversation has been quite enlightening, but I must leave now and go axe up an old pawnbroker woman.
You: Farewell.
You have disconnected.

Hahahah Thats why you linked me to this page. My net was so slow at the time it never loaded. Also its Baltus no h.

Ricky ;)
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Re: Omegle chats

Post by Kayar » Sun Mar 28, 2010 1:28 pm

Lol... You jerk, using that name here... >.<
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