The unofficial official Omegle thread

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The unofficial official Omegle thread

Post by Smythe » Mon Oct 19, 2009 12:31 am

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hai asl?
Stranger: 19 m german
Stranger: now you probably leave
You: nah im not like the other weirdoes on this site
Stranger: means?
Stranger: asl?
You: 15 m australia
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Wow, just wow
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Re: Irony is Ironic

Post by Mota-Lev » Mon Oct 19, 2009 1:53 am

This guy tried to use it on me. Not Till the bottom of the chat thought.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: WElp ive been terying to entertaoim the last 20 people
You: hi
Stranger: Gimme soimethuibg, anytthing
You: balls
Stranger: Beats everyone else so far jseusus christ
You: why do u mess up one word in every sentence?
Stranger: this site is full of pople looking to sing and dance
Stranger: Who arent even willin to whistles
You: again
Stranger: Becuase
You: and again
Stranger: im very drunk
You: and agian
You: ....
You: u should still be able to type
Stranger: Well
Stranger: I SHOULD be able to drivve to
Stranger: but welp
You: its also funny how a "drunk" person does capitals at the start of sentences
You: welp?
You: is that even a word
You: oh btw asl?
Stranger: If you're looking to cyber, you're wasting yoiu time
Stranger: If you're lookng to talk to a random person you're n ot
You: i am
You: u don't know me
Stranger: No i donr
You: ur not a donor?
Stranger: Which is why i made tghat pont
You: thats dog man
You: your not goin to need ur body after u die
You: just share ur organs
You: u wanted me to know ur not a donor?
Stranger: I think you'reuh
You: sexy?
You: great?
You: awesome?
You: a delight to talk to?
You: just fabulous?
You: wonderful?
You: sweet?
You: bad ass?
Stranger: living in a completely different world
You: Nah i am from aussie
You: your in the wrong world mate
You: wtf
You: u a nerd
You: ur drinking
You: and what u do is get on the computer
You: HAHAHAHAHA
You: nice social life
Stranger: Find a dictrionary
Stranger: look u[
Stranger: 
look up Irony,
You: dude
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Hmmm

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 18/m/california
You: Want to make an old man happy?
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How rude :P
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Re: Irony is Ironic

Post by Smythe » Mon Oct 19, 2009 9:05 pm

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: soo....
You: wanna make out?
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Honestly kid these days!

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Stranger: m or f
You: Hi
You: BOth
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Lulz

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from
Stranger: answer
Stranger: are you slow
You: a'd like to take a moment of your time to talk about our lord and saviour Jesus.
Stranger: are you stupid
You: now our lord jesus is a figure of peace
You: if you can find jesus in your heart then you are at peace
Stranger: jesus may not be real
You: if you are at peace then your sins will be forgiven
Stranger: yes
You: and remember jesus loves all
Stranger: He gonna kill you
You: and as a member of his following you must uphold his law
Stranger: he hate you
Stranger: Im God !!!!!!!
You: Now now, hate is a word that is not tolerated by our lord and savior Jesus
Stranger: are you kidding me i hate God and you But iff you want fuck me so lets fuck :D
Stranger: and hawe fun
Stranger: anal sex'
Stranger: God Dont gonna bless you
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Re: The unofficial official Omegle thread

Post by Smythe » Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:14 am

Thread name change
Post all Random Omegle chats between so not to create confusion.
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Re: The unofficial official Omegle thread

Post by Dittoz7 » Fri Oct 23, 2009 2:56 pm

You: When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she will not be freed at the end of six years as the men are. If she does not please the man who bought her, he may allow her to be bought back again. But he is not allowed to sell her to foreigners, since he is the one who broke the contract with her. And if the slave girl's owner arranges for her to marry his son, he may no longer treat her as a slave girl, but he must treat her as his daughter. If he himself marries her and then takes another wife, he may not reduce her food or clothing or fail to sleep with her as his wife. If he fails in any of these three ways, she may leave as a free woman without making any payment. Excodus 21, 7-11
GRACIOUS LORD FAIL
Stranger: I knew there was something about slavery in the bible, something told me recently there wasn't
Stranger: someone sorry lol
You: lol
You: ASL?
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NOBLE 1 DO YOU COPY?!?!??!
NOBLE 1???!?!?
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I guess the Covenant win.

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Re: The unofficial official Omegle thread

Post by Amy » Fri Oct 23, 2009 3:02 pm

What does ASL mean?
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Re: The unofficial official Omegle thread

Post by Mota-Lev » Fri Oct 23, 2009 4:04 pm

Amy wrote:What does ASL mean?
Age, Sex, Location.
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Re: The unofficial official Omegle thread

Post by Amy » Fri Oct 23, 2009 4:15 pm

Ahh, thank you.
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Mota-Lev wrote:Its like watching an Asian girl crush a cats brain through its eye socket with high heels.. Its horrible but I just can't look away :/.

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Re: The unofficial official Omegle thread

Post by kiddten » Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:56 pm

i luld at some of these check this one

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii
You: have you seen the world?
Stranger: horny girl?
You: yes
Stranger: lesbian ?
You: bi
Stranger: ooohhh nice
Stranger: msn ?
You: whats that?
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: from ?
You: new zealand
You: wann cyber?
Stranger: yes
You: how old r u?
Stranger: 16
Stranger: u ?
You: 45
Stranger: grooooooouseeeeeeeeeeee
You: y
Stranger: ur boobs are olld
Stranger: sorry
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Re: The unofficial official Omegle thread

Post by Smythe » Sat Oct 31, 2009 12:57 am

This is all true and happened in the last 5 mins:

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hello
You: how are you?
Stranger: i m good, hbu?
You: i'm good. i was just offered a pic of my ex having lesbian sex but other than that fine
You: kind of creepy
Stranger: ok
You: yeah
Stranger: where r u from?
You: australia. you?
Stranger: india
You: cool
You: Male or Female?
Stranger: m
Stranger: hbu?
You: m
You: cool
Stranger: how old r u?
You: 15
Stranger: i'm 21
You: nice
You: i am now officially scared that my Ex wasn't joking when she said she'd send me a pic
Stranger: too old to connect, don't u think
Stranger: r u sure ur 15?
You: probably but she had sex with some 18 year old guy
You: yes i am 15 and she's 14
You: or 13 i can't remember
Stranger: ok
Stranger: bye
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Yeah i probably scared him off :p but its true and i am scared that she wasn't joking.
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Re: The unofficial official Omegle thread

Post by tokage » Sat Oct 31, 2009 11:12 am

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Oekaboesj
You: wat
Stranger: wat
You: o.o
Stranger: nederlands?
You: Egypt
Stranger: Say someting in egypt!
You: Ok
You: I said something. While in Egypt
You: I said something in Egypt
You: o.o
Stranger: hahah Lol :P
Stranger: Oké
Stranger: Well. I said something dutch
Stranger: in holland!
You: Snap!
Stranger: Whaaaat
You: o.o
Stranger: 0.0
Stranger: XD
Stranger: -_-
You: XP
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 14
Stranger: Okay I';m 16
You: Yarr.
Stranger: don't care!
You: Kore wa Unikhoon Juu-Ni sai desu
You: o.o
Stranger: And what does that mean?
You: My unicorn is twelve years old o.o
Stranger: Whahahhaa
Stranger: No I'm saying someting in dutch
Stranger: Ik moet gaan doei!
Stranger: I said: I must go now Bye!
Stranger: Greetz ;)
You: Bai thar I guess
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Re: The unofficial official Omegle thread

Post by Kayar » Sat Oct 31, 2009 11:58 am

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: why?
Stranger: i want to say only
Stranger: :)
You: but
You: why?
You: really
You: why did you do that?
You: how could you?
You: What the hell is wrong with you?!
You: I hate you!
Stranger: fine
You: eat your own face!
Stranger: thanks
You: right now!
You: eat it!
Stranger: i love you
You: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH
You: NOOOO!!!!
You: ARGH
You: You've killed me!
You: You've killed me with love!
Stranger: no
Stranger: reallly
Stranger: i love you
You: shit I'm burning!
You: buuuurrrrrnnninggggg
Stranger: thank for saying to me
You: damnit why did you do that?!
You: now the world will be destroyed!
You: it's all your fault!
Stranger: i know
You: fucking bastard
You: damnit
Stranger: and you
You: arrrrrgh!
You: wait...
You: what is the meaning of life?
Stranger: ok
You: I forgot
You: I can't seem to remember
You: something's wrong with me today...
Stranger: smile
Stranger: and love
Stranger: flovers
You: >.< ARGH!
You: NOOOO!!!!
Stranger: friends
Stranger: mother
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo....
Stranger: father
Stranger: sister
You: GAH
You: You'll kill us all!
Stranger: or
Stranger: lover
You: *dies*
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Re: The unofficial official Omegle thread

Post by Dittoz7 » Sun Nov 01, 2009 2:19 pm

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: sup?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Fortune wrote:We need you in this fight noble one!
NOBLE 1 DO YOU COPY?!?!??!
NOBLE 1???!?!?
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- we lost the spartans
I guess the Covenant win.

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Re: The unofficial official Omegle thread

Post by tokage » Sun Nov 01, 2009 2:26 pm

^Fail.
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Re: The unofficial official Omegle thread

Post by Karen » Sun Nov 01, 2009 5:32 pm

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Omg Please Help Me! Their after me !!
You: :'(
Stranger: Zomies?
You: I only have a pistol and a sniper rifle.
You: Yes!
You: How'd you know ?
Stranger: They're chasing me too
You: Omg
You: let me help you
You: ZOOOOOOOOOOM ........ HEADSHOT
You: :P
Stranger: But I'm hunted by a demon
You: Oh noes !
You: I have a bible. !
You: Omg help a zombie is behind me
Stranger: Last night my lamp fell on the ground
You: Get him please.
Stranger: I thought that was the zomies but it wasnt
You: Omg kill him!1
You: Hurry
Stranger: The demon is telling to get a penis
You: Lol ?
You: for
Stranger: But I was thinking about for a year now
You: Wait your a girl ?
Stranger: Yes but in process of getting a sex change
You: Oh me toopero
You: too pero*
You: I can't let you do that
You: I must ZOOOM HS YOU
You: for the love of all members In MGM
Stranger: I have the voice of a man
You: Sorry
You: •Lifts up scope•
You: •aims at it's head•
You: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
You: O_O
You: HS!
You: >:O
Stranger: Would you poo in my mouth and I will spit back to your mouth
You: Nope your dead.
You: You don't have a head
You: UR DED O_O
Stranger: No, I had 1337 haxzorz
You: Nope
You: BEWLETZ ANTI H4CK5
You: so jooor ded
You: FOREVER >:O
Stranger: Lmao, I iz zombie wit 1337 hp
You: I HAZ BOUNCING BETTIEZ PLNTED
You: DONT CUM HERE !
You: I R KILLL JOOO AGEN
Stranger: I using UFO hack
You: No FUN
You: I hAZ ROX
You: HOMING ROX >:O
Stranger: I iz on spaceship
Stranger: Ray gun!
You: •LockOn•
You: •FAIERS•BOOOOOM
You: BOOOOOM
You: BOOOOOOOM
You: BOOOOOM
Stranger: I will poo on you!
You: Nope
You: ANTI-POO H4CK5
Stranger: Sino ka?
Stranger: Sino ka?
You: F U N
You: O:
You: O:<
Stranger: Baboy!
You: NEVAR
You: BOOOM
BOOOM
You: BOOOm
b
You: o
You: bm
You: om
You: mobbo
You: m
You: obm
You: obm
You: om
You: ob
You: b
You: I nued joooo
Stranger: Boto boto boto!
You: joor ded
You: NUKED JOOOOO*
You: BLARGH U R DED
;D
Stranger: I iz god. Pwned!
You: I IZ GODS !
You: >:O
You: PWNT JOOOO
Stranger: Pwnt likewise
You: FUN
FUN
You: FUn
You: FUN
You: pdf
You: >:O
Stranger: F
Stranger: U
Stranger: N
You: P
You: D
You: F
Stranger: You have xbox. Live?
You: Nope
You: Do you ?
Stranger: Yep
You: "I have a sechsbox"-Fuel
Stranger: Hahahaha
Stranger: add me in xbox if yew have
Stranger: Kanakatak808
You: KKK
You: Got it
You: O_O
You: I R a KKK Nazi ZOMBEEEEE~!
You: BETCH
Stranger: Waffle gun!
You: uh Nope
You: I nued JOOOOO
You: nUk3d
Stranger: Nude? Yay!
You: nope
Stranger: You kid?
You: Uh No I'm 16
Stranger: I'm 32
You: I'm 32+16=??
You: (:
Stranger: I like older man
You: I'm not a man :P
Stranger: Even better
Stranger: I'm go both ways
You: IMMA KKK NAZI ZOMBEEEEEEE
You: betch
You: by the way
You: your boring me
You: lol
Stranger: Thank you
You: Well I have to go keep on folding my clothes.
You: bai ?
Stranger: Skunk
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