The unofficial official Omegle thread

[tokage]

16x2=32 o.o

[Fuel]

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[tokage]

^Best short Omegle ever.

[Fuel]

2925 users online


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You: ohh i
Stranger: cant understand you you
Stranger: re talking in cancada
Stranger: YOU R U OAFNSLDFHS
Stranger: FSDGLN;S'DGJS
Stranger: GPODS
Stranger: GKDSGKLSD
Stranger: GKDS
You: O_o
Stranger: helpo
You: Oh ok
Stranger: im trapped inside this shitty mac
You: OMAH GAWD
THE ZOMBAIS
ARE
You: OMG
SHITTY
PCS
You: O_O
You: THEY CRASH ALL THE TEIM
Stranger: i guess u r too
Stranger: r u getting disability benefits coz u r fucking retarded
You: windows 7 is crap O_o
You: no no
You: i'm smarter than you
Stranger: no your face is crap
You: young fetus
You: and yours is semen
Stranger: no im an old fetus
You: old rusty fetus
Stranger: define big omega under asymptotic analysis then
You: OMG NICE you just google some crap
You: define orly
You: lewks like i win
You: rusty fetus
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[Kayar]

^ Win.

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You: what are you?
Stranger: eagle
You: why are you here?
Stranger: i prey on people!
Stranger: im a predator!
You: oh hell
You: get away from me
You: stay away
You: no
Stranger: you cant escape!
You: you'll do terrible things to me
You: horrible things
You: STAY AWAY
Stranger: im at your front door
You: O.O
You: OH SHIT
Stranger: here i come
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[zapconquest]

Omegle seems like it'd be really fun if we had teleportation technology.

[seabeast]

@Rusty Fetus: Win.

[Smythe]

Omegle seems like it'd be really fun if we had teleportation technology.

dude that would be creepy, fuel goes on there and do you really want teleportation?

[seabeast]

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You: O_O
Stranger: ._O
You: O_O
You: Ô_Ô
Stranger: 0o0
You: Ò_Ó
You: Ó_Ò
Stranger: ?_?
You: ·o·
Stranger: ^_^
You: ·•·
Stranger: .
You: ·˚°
You: .·˚
Stranger: °_°
You: ¶
Stranger: ^_°
You: ‹_‹
You: ˛_˛
You: ◊_◊
You: _ˆ
You: ¿_¿
Stranger: Hey, that's enough... you won.
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[Dittoz7]

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Stranger: What's your name?. Usernames must only have numbers and letters and must be 1-15 characters long.
You: OHAI THAR
Stranger: Username must have only numbers and letters and be 1-15 characters long.
You: i decline.
Stranger: Please type your username again to confirm, just for shits and giggles.
You: uhh... i dont think that there are usernames here...
Stranger: Prove you're not a dumbass by answering this question. Correct punctuation is permitted but not necessary:
Stranger: Spell "upside down" upside down.
You: erm...
Stranger: WRONG. Google is your friend.
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But wiat, there's more!

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You: OHAITHAR
You: sup?
Stranger: HHHAAI!
Stranger: Nothinnng mucho. You?
You: just watchin' tv
Stranger: Whatchha watchin'?
You: check this out i lol'd
You: http://smouch.net/lol/
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[Fuel]

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You: O_O
You: OH HI
Stranger: Hi xD
You: O_O
Stranger: Lalalala PIE
You: ORLY?
Stranger: yep
You: Naice
Stranger: Hah. What's up?
You: mah cawk O_O
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[Karen]

Lol (:

[Noodle]

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Stranger: What's your name?. Usernames must only have numbers and letters and must be 1-15 characters long.
You: OHAI THAR
Stranger: Username must have only numbers and letters and be 1-15 characters long.
You: i decline.
Stranger: Please type your username again to confirm, just for shits and giggles.
You: uhh... i dont think that there are usernames here...
Stranger: Prove you're not a dumbass by answering this question. Correct punctuation is permitted but not necessary:
Stranger: Spell "upside down" upside down.
You: erm...
Stranger: WRONG. Google is your friend.
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Looks like you just got owned there, mate.

[Dittoz7]

indeed i have.
by a google spambot.
at least it wasn't on halo
-shudders-

[Fortune]

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You: Hi
Stranger: name's matt, how are you?
You: What's good?
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