$200 Bucks

Post by **Monoman** » Sun May 08, 2005 2:10 am

A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.

" Hi, is Tony home?"
" No, he went to the store."

"Well, you mind if I wait?"

" No, come in."

They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."

Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.

They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together."

Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.

A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris came over. "

Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"

Doc Froyla · Post by **Doc Froyla** » Mon May 09, 2005 7:33 am

heh heh.
i borrowed a thousand bucks from tony.

(disclaimer)
no affiliation or implication to tony b.
(cousin)(he was shot by big tony.)

Dark uk · Post by **Dark uk** » Wed May 11, 2005 4:51 am

lol good one.

LordLothar · Post by **LordLothar** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:10 pm

sw3D · Post by **sw3D** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 9:20 am

hmmmmmmmmmmmm... good idea

Selix · Post by **Selix** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 6:23 am

This topic is dead.

Vir2L™ · Post by **Vir2L™** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 7:38 pm

Troll Alert

Selix · Post by **Selix** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 6:07 am

A troll is someone who starts fights.

I was just saying that this topic has been dead for some time.

Blade · Post by **Blade** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 6:32 am

Nice one, Vir2L.

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