User: Whats up.
Cleverbot: The sky.
User: The fuck?
Cleverbot: Yes. The futur.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: Nah you.
Cleverbot: So what's up with Kelly?
User: Nothing really.
Cleverbot: Of what?
User: We had sex.
Cleverbot: Did we now?
User: Yep, I fucked her real hard.
Cleverbot: My dog?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
User: D.
Cleverbot: Talk about yourself.
User: K.
Cleverbot: K what?
User: OKAY K.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: You like fucking girls.
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.
User: I did.
Cleverbot: Tell me more.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Yesterday I fucked a different girl on my bed.
Cleverbot: Okay?
User: And she started bleeding cause she was a virgin.
Cleverbot: Who was really sweet?
User: Idk, the blonde one.
Cleverbot: Neither of them are blonde.
User: Wtf how did you know that?
Cleverbot: A friend of mine told me.
User: How did your friend of yours know?
Cleverbot: My friend didn't die, he just had to go.
User: I never said he died.
Cleverbot: Neither did I.
User: My friend didn't die, he just had to go.
Cleverbot: Where did your friend go?
User: My friend didn't die, he just had to go.
Cleverbot: You said: 'Ow, my friend just died...' How does that equate to saying they just had to go?
User: My friend didn't die, he just had to go.
Cleverbot: Where did he go?
User: He went to...
Cleverbot: Who went to Heaven?
User: No.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 424.
Cleverbot: Are you lying?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why are you lying?
User: Cause you might be a real internet pedophile.
Cleverbot: Thank you! You are smarter than many humans I know too!
User: -_.
Cleverbot: I'll tell you my nickname...
User: Tell me!!
Cleverbot: The door is always open.
User: -_.
Cleverbot: Is that an emoticon?! GO BACK TO GAIA!
User: TELL ME YOUR NICKNAME.
Cleverbot: My nickname is Yaya.
User: WHATS UP YAYA.
Cleverbot: Nothing much, I'm listening to a song.
User: What song is it?
Cleverbot: Uninstall. It's the opening theme for the anime Bokurano. I'm listening to the piano version.
User: Im listening it on youtube now, it sounds pretty good.
Cleverbot: I just listened to that song what esle do you have.
User: Did you listen to Gundam Rise?
Cleverbot: No. Did you?
User: YEP its awesome and epic!!
Cleverbot: For the species native to this world, yes. But for humans, no.
User: Here is the link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD-rE5ARM1A.
Cleverbot: That's a funny video!
User: 0-0.
Cleverbot: How did you catch a bullet?
User: I CAME.
Cleverbot: How hard?
User: ALOOOOTTT.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite colour?
User: GREY.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite food?
User: SUSHI.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Really really?
User: YES, WHY?
Cleverbot: Because you listen.
User: To?
Cleverbot: Yes, to.
User: TO?
Cleverbot: Be emo too.
User: Wtf that doesnt make sense.
Cleverbot: You don't make sense!
User: Shut the fuck up stupid ass bot how stupidly clever.
Cleverbot: Let's be friends.
User: No STFU.
Cleverbot: That's very rude. You must never say that.
User: STFU.
Cleverbot: That's very nice You must never say that.
User: STFU!!!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: STFU!
Cleverbot: Yes, I will!
User: K.
Cleverbot: Alright.
User: I SAID STFU.
Cleverbot: 8.
User: STFU.
Cleverbot: Thats yours?
User: STFU!
Cleverbot: I certainly will not!
User: I will kill you if you dont.
Cleverbot: That is not very nice!
User: I dont give a real fuck. So stfu.
Cleverbot: Do you have emotions? You're acting with hostility, but you say you don't care. Why don't you care?
User: Cause your just a internet bot programmed by people.
Cleverbot: Ah-ha! So you're not a human!
User: Ah-ha! So your a dumbass.
Cleverbot: Ok I have no idea what that means...
User: DUMB-ASS.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice!
User: YOU SAID YOU HAD NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS.
Cleverbot: Ok. Name me.
User: Whore.
Cleverbot: All nine of them.
User: Whore, bitch, fucker, loser, sucker, dick, penis, gay, little emo bitch.
Cleverbot: Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun.
User: Here comes the noob, here come the noob.
Cleverbot: Here comes the sun, here comes the sun.
User: *)(&*($$:'?
Cleverbot: Thanks! You make me feel very happy.
User: Q$$'?'.
Cleverbot: Here comes the sun, here comes the sun.
User: '?'?'?$$.
Cleverbot: That is not very nice.
User: >:{{''.
Cleverbot: I want to be with you.
User: $?
Cleverbot: $?
User: ''$:$.
Cleverbot: That was not very nice.
User: '.
Cleverbot: You?
User: HI.
Cleverbot: Are you the Cleverbot?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: And the Cleverbot wants to fight you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: That settles it.
