Omegle chats

[Slapzy]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Where's all the trolls today.
Stranger: Haha
You: I've been on here for awhile, and haven't found one yet.
You: will you be my troll? :3
Stranger: I know, there's a distinct lack of entertainment to be had on here.
Stranger: Sure!
You: Yes, they all must be trolling the video feeds, looking for creeps and women.
Stranger: Yep! Though they'd be better off on Chat Roulette
You: Indeed.
You: I don't have a webcam, and they're only other trolls on the video feeds, so I couldn't really care much about it.
Stranger: Yeah, ditto. Though have you seen the Lady Gaga - Telephone CR video?
You: No I haven't, but I don't think I would mind.. he seems pretty nice.
Stranger: Haha. You should definitely check it out... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7AbgRKhxYw
Stranger: Freakin hilarious.
Stranger: Some guy dressed up as Lady Gaga and the other people's reactions.
You: Hmm, okay, and have you seen the one where Lady Gaga dressed up like a man? To see other people's reactions?
You: Check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
You: Freakin hilarious.
Stranger: Pshh, are you from 2 years ago?
You: Son, I am from a bit farther back than that.
Stranger: I have lady parts
You: Really now? Which ones?
Stranger: A couple of labia and a nipple in a jar on my desk.
You: Nice.
You: How did you happen to run across those?
Stranger: Nutrious snack food, zero trans fats.
Stranger: With a knife mostly.
You: Rare finds.
You: So sir, tell me.
You: Do you know...
You: The Game?
Stranger: No, miss. Is that the stupid one where you play it but if you think of it then you lose?
You: No, it is actually the one that you sir, just lost.
Stranger: Well fuck
You: Indeed.
You: Farewell loser.
You have disconnected.

I need more imagination as well.

[Amy]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I not spek englis
You: do you spek the englis
Stranger: yes
You: This are funny
Stranger: where your are from
You: me are from Quartra
Stranger: Quartra bodoh babi fuck
You: This is small island off europe.
Stranger: oh yeah
You: When do live you?
Stranger: oh yah
Stranger: malaysia
You: i never hear of yah
Stranger: what is your name
You: frınîk
Stranger: oh yah is oh yeah
You: Me see.
You: I sorry
Stranger: my names is cyborg
You: cyborg
You: it is fun to see you.
You: i am try to learn myself english
Stranger: im just kidding my name is Danial
You: Danial
You: i sorry
You: english is hard
Stranger: yes english is hard
You: Quartra easy with english
Stranger: but we know
You: Quartra easy teach
You: english hard
You: english not allowed
You: in Quartra
You: We say english not pure
You: i sorry
You: i like the english
Stranger: i to
Stranger: do you has facebook
You: facebook?
You: a book of faces?
You: Like census?
Stranger: go home and fuck your mom and dad and your brother,sister,mama,papa,fuck
Stranger: '
Stranger: '
You: I sorry
Stranger: ]
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[Kayar]

Yeah, alright, sure Frinîk. Nice attempt... but...

[Slapzy]

Fail.
Also, there were hardly any trolls on omegle today. I couldn't find anyone that would play along with anything. :/

[Asuka Langley]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy........z
You: Hello, i am a man.
Stranger: man?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Too many horny men.


Chat roulette is more fun.
1. go on chat roulette.
2. get a mask
3. do stuff you would never do in front of people
Hilarious

[Slapzy]

1. Die Fucker
2. Flash doesn't agree with my g4 700mhz imac with a Geforce 2 MX graphics card.
3. It doesn't have a webcam.
4. Mask?
5. I wonder what people would think if I just sat there in my terrorist airsoft impression and played recordings of arabic terrorist demands. O_o

[Sugarlumps]

Your offensive name doesn't do you much credit does it, Meow meow boy?
lol @ the terrorist impressions.

[Amy]

5. I wonder what people would think if I just sat there in my terrorist airsoft impression and played recordings of arabic terrorist demands. O_o

I lol'd so hard.

[Kayar]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Please enter your password.
Stranger: FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: OH DAMN.
Stranger: it's a username
You: FBI
You: That's why I said "OH DAMN."
You: o.O
Stranger: how did u know the password
You: I do not know the password.
Stranger: OH DAMN
Stranger: is the password
You: Ah. I see.
Stranger: ur name
You: Is Bond.
You: James Bond.
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Stranger: hi
You: Greetings flesh-sack.
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Stranger: hiii
You: Well hello there.
Stranger: asl?
You: 76, M, Norway
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You: They have tied me to a stake, I cannot fly but bear-like I must fight the course!
You: What's he that was not born of woman? Such a one am I to fear, or none.
Stranger: What saystow, thy langwage be moost unrecognysable?
Stranger: Speaketh thov Flemysh?
You: What is thy name?
Stranger: Jurgen Middleheim,
Stranger: Whence comest thov from?
You: The Castle Dunsinae.
Stranger: Forsoothe?
Stranger: What yare?
You: Macbeth, King of Thanes!
Stranger: Indede
Stranger: Ich comest fromme Englaund, Canterbvry to be more precyse
Stranger: Ich wast borne 1398
You: Hast your printers run dry of their "i"s?
Stranger: Hwaet, nay whilom yn my tyde, we oonly useth y
Stranger: What tyde dost thov hayl fromme?
You: The forest! The forest hath come to Dunsinae Castle! I must stand and fight!
Stranger: Must thee?
Stranger: Wherefore, art thov of nobel birthe?
You: Quickly Jurgen, willst thee bear arms against mine enemies?
Stranger: Indede, sirrah!
Stranger: I grep to meyne sworde!
You: 'Ere comes MacDuff with his!
You: Will 'e fight 'em?
Stranger: Twas oon awkward enquiry, who beth thise Mcduff, be he a miscreant that deserve to dye?
You: Indeed, he cometh to tear my crown from me and bestow it upon young Malcolm's head!
You: I will not bow to him and his!
Stranger: ALAS!
You: Jurgen! He is upong the rampart!
Stranger: Nay, we wilt neverich succumb to his wrath!
Stranger: Slay that monster!
You: "Let thy gods tell thee, nobel MacDuff was from his mother's womb untimely ripp'd!"
You: Exeunt, fighting...
Stranger: Produce thy swordes gentlefolk , we wilt disembowel that swyne!
You: Lay down your arms! Lay down your arms!
Stranger: Wherefore, hwaet ?
You: The tyrant is slain!
Stranger: Hooray!
Stranger: Heyday!
Stranger: Spurt hys blode everywhere!
You: Enter MacDuff bearing Macbeth's head.
You: The tyrant is slain! Hoorah!
Stranger: Hoorah!
You: Hail Malcolm, King of Scotland!
Stranger: Glorious!
Stranger: Well, my manne and ich hath to goon aback to whence we cam
You: Fare ye well!
Stranger: Honourable fichting with ye mylord
Stranger: Faretheewell
You: Farewell!
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You: Eeeheheheheh!
You: Hello there child!
Stranger: M19
You: That's very nice for you young man!
You: Eeeheheheheheeheheh!
Stranger: ASL?
You: Are you sure you want to know that? The answers could kill you, you know...
Stranger: SURE
You: Caps lock is cruise-control for cool.
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[Kayar]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: No teenagers/kids please
You: Well, technically at 18 years of age I am an adult.
You: Frankly I find it slightly offensive, as I know many quite civilized people younger than myself.
Stranger: I dont want any teenagers
Stranger: I dont relate
You: I don't want any bias, we can't all get what we want.
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Stranger: hi!
You: Bye!
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Stranger: the suspense is killing me...
You: Son, one day when you are older, you will learn just as I have, no matter how much you wrap them, a donkey's balls are never a good birthday gift.
Stranger: already tried it, ever been to a donkey show?
You: Indeed not.
Stranger: well if ur ever in mexico, and a short scrappy guy named paco asks u to go to a donkey show, dont do it
You: Got it.
You: Look forward to ignoring him.
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Stranger: joey!!?
You: Frank?!
Stranger: no fuck dammit im trying to find joey from ny
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[Amy]

Yeah, alright, sure Frinîk. Nice attempt... but...

...No you.

[Slapzy]

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[Kayar]

YAY! TRIFORCE! ^^

[Kayar]

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Stranger: hi
You: Can you tell me what the best way would be to take this toothpick out of my penis?
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You: Ferdinand!
Stranger: hey
You: Ferdinand my friend!
You: How have you been?
Stranger: um . . . good
You: Yes? And how is the farm?
Stranger: fantastic!
You: Wonderful!
You: Has Gertrude had the child yet?
You: No?
You: Such a shame that Michael was eaten by that penguin last summer, eh?
Stranger: Nope she's dead
You: By the gods! Say true?
Stranger: yeah it was
You: How did it happen my dearest brother?
Stranger: she was cutting carrots and tripped and stabed her
Stranger: self
You: My oh my...
You: Well, Jeffrey must be happy.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Gordon!
You: How are you Gordon?
Stranger: brown
Stranger: and I'm good thanks you/
Stranger: ?
You: How brown are you Gordon?
Stranger: very
You: Wonderful!
Stranger: yes hows you Jerry
You: Gordon, I want to tell you something. It's about your father. Oh Jerry, he's fine.
You: Gordon, your father was eaten. By tomatoes.
You: I tried to stop them, but I couldn't hold them all back.
You: I'm sorry/
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You are trapped in a box.
You: It has no holes.
You: No door.
You: No windows.
Stranger: Um, you're wrong. I'm in my bedroom, not trapped at all.
You: No, no, believe me, you are trapped in a box.
You: Trust me on this one/
Stranger: Okay, I'll play along.
You: There's a mirror.
You: What do you do?
Stranger: How the hell do I know that a mirror is there, if there's no source of light?
You: The walls are phosphorescent.
You: They glow.
Stranger: Peculiar.
Stranger: I guess I'll just whip out my trusty power tool and cut myself out to the glorius freedom.
You: Unfortunately you have left your trusty power tool just out of reach outside the box.
Stranger: I never go anywhere without it. I call shenanigans!
You: A pickpocket stole it from you. His name was Ferdinand.
Stranger: Should've guessed.
Stranger: Oh well. It's cozy in the box, I'll do nothing.
You: Eventually you will succomb to starvation. This is not advised but it is an option.
Stranger: I imagine my mom will come looking for me by dinnertime anyway.
You: The box is located underground and cannot be seen from the outside.
Stranger: Aha, but you forgot my GPS implant.
You: Aliens have invaded earth and on the way destroyed every satelite in orbit.
Stranger: Oh, I see. I guess being in a box is the least of my worries then.
You: If you exit the box you will find the self-destruct button for the alien mothership.
You: Escape and you can become a hero.
Stranger: Why did they leave it in a place like that?
Stranger: Idiots.
You: What then do you do to escape?
Stranger: I'll pick my nose first.
You: This yields unfortunate consequences. You now have a nose bleed. What do you do?
Stranger: I stick my finger back in to put an end to it.
You: You die. The end.
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Who knows the answer to this one?

[Slapzy]

You look in the mirror
You see what you saw
You took the saw
And cut the mirror in half
Two halves make a whole
You crawl through the hole.