Omegle chats

[Pielogist]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi.
Stranger: Hey
You: i am a troll.
You: fear me.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Moxus]

^Moxus, isn't it time the smiling guys in white jackets give you your medication and send you to the nice white cushy room?

NEVER! GET OFF ME! NO! NO! I'LL NEver... oh... no, I.... zzzzzzzz.....

-=Moxus=-

[Fortune]

I wanna go to a cushy room! Like a bounce house!

[tokage]

The one person on vid chat who got their cam working asked me if i had a sister. >_>

[Fortune]

I was talking to this girl on video chat and I was all like Why is there a girl on the internet? There should be no girls on the internet! You should be making me a sandwich! Wanna cyber? She still didnt leave afterwards, but she didnt start cybering either

[Smythe]

I was talking to this girl on video chat and I was all like Why is there a girl on the internet? There should be no girls on the internet! You should be making me a sandwich! Wanna cyber? She still didnt leave afterwards, but she didnt start cybering either

Get used to it, probably not gonna be any different when you're older
Did you guys know the number of people online on omegle is randomly generated?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: hows tings?
You: things are good
You: asl?
Stranger: 17muk
Stranger: and you/
You: 16 m austalia.... most guys disconnect about now lol
Stranger: yeeah, but im not a perv
Stranger: or pedo
Stranger: are you/
Stranger: ?
You: nope :D
Stranger: then its all good :D
You: awesome
You: so how are ye on this fine day?.... well it's night over here lol
Stranger: 11pm isnt it over there?
You: haha almost spot on it's 11:05pm
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: yeah was chatting to an 18yr old australian lesbian earlier xD
Stranger: 6mins past 2 here xD
Stranger: if you wanna be precise :P
You: haha nice one
Stranger: anywho, got shit to do
Stranger: need to go apply for a job
Stranger: gonna go in 5 mins
You: ah alas for our conversing shalt continue
Stranger: nah i really gotta go
Stranger: need some food
Stranger: not eaten all do
Stranger: *day
Stranger: so
Stranger: i bid thee farewell sir
Stranger: !
You: ok then
You: farewell and may your heart guide you always
Stranger: xD
Stranger: WoW player?
You: nope, Suddenly the omegle chat room becomes a brokeback mountain scene!
Stranger: hahaha, ill pass onthat one this time i think ;)
Stranger: see ya later g
You: haha cya
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Amy]

^aww young love.

[Smythe]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: I'm male from finland
Stranger: hey
You: you're hot
You: really hot
You: like brokeback mountain hot
Stranger: :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: m
You: *Fap Fap Fap*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: female?
You: i wish :(
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Horny f?
You: haha good guess ;)
Stranger: Big breasts? :)
You: haha they're quite big :)
Stranger: Any pics? ;)
You: sexually fustrated 8 year old are you?
You: thought so
You: pretty obvious
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[kiddten]

copying people is fun. also bump.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: whooooo
Stranger: hey hottie
You: whooooo
You: hey hottie
Stranger: wanna talk dirty 2 me?
You: wanna talk dirty 2 me?
Stranger: you do?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: good
You: you do?
You: ok
You: good
Stranger: stop copying me
You: stop copying me
Stranger: wanna start a fight?
You: wanna start a fight?
Stranger: are you looking to fucking start something
You: are you looking to fucking start something
Stranger: boo you whore
You: boo you whore
Stranger: chocolate
You: chocolate
Stranger: i am a fucking fagget
You: yes you are
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Excend]

Scrounged around my laptop and found a pic of one I liked.



Edit: I couldn't see the picture at first so here is the link for those who don't see it either.

http://i26.tinypic.com/70xrew.png

[Kayar]

@Bunnies: Best part is he spelt it wrong.
@Ghosts: Win!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: Greetings sir.
You: Do you have a goat?
Stranger: yes, many goats
You: Ah, muy bueno. Bring them to my front lawn please.
Stranger: go get them yourself.. it doesn't say maid on my forehead....
You: But Jimmy, we must slaughter the goats!
You: The ceremony demands it!
Stranger: who the fuck is Jimmy?
Stranger: get them your damn self
You: Wait.
You: Shhh.
You: Do you hear that?
Stranger: don't shush me!
Stranger: nope
You: Shhh!
You: It's coming.
Stranger: don't shush me!
You: We have to finish the ceremony!
Stranger: then go get the fuckin goats dude
You: Bring me the chicken blood, and I'll go get the goats.
Stranger: I drank it all
You: Come on, move it, hurry up!
You: Damn it Jimmy!
Stranger: who the fuck is jimmy dude?
You: I told you that was for the ceremony!
You: Now we're screwed.
Stranger: I got thirsty
Stranger: you might be but my ass is off limits!!!!
You: It's almost here... I can... taste it.
Stranger: eww, nasty.. I'm not tasting it!!!
You: Jimmy, there's only one thing left we can do, you know.
You: I will have to sacrifice you to allay the gods!
You: Come here, I'll make it quick!
Stranger: hahaha your fuckin nuts.... allay the gods.... don't worry your god loves you.... it's everyone else that thinks your an asshole
You: Jimmy, this will only hurt for a moment...
You have disconnected.

[Excend]

I have others that our pretty repetitive, but that was my best one xD.

[Smythe]

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You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: at least say hi first, it's common courtesy
Stranger: m or f
You: please say hi before spamming asl ok?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ok
You: thank you!
You: 16 m australia.
You: was that so hard?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Sven]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Do you have a good poker face?
Stranger: i dont have a face
You: OMG FREAK D:
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: does that make you feel big
You: I KEED I KEED.
Stranger: kk
You: my english no very good.
Stranger: why u ask?
Stranger: me neither
You: ey fuck you man right? dave chapelle
Stranger: er, what?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

+1 if you get it

EDIT :

Stranger: hey, looking for nerds/gamers
You:
You: hellothar.
You: i play mw2
You: n shit.
Stranger: yea, you and everyone else in the world
Stranger: playin mw2 doesnt make you a gamer, lol
You: no, only 25 million ppl
You: im gaming right now.
Stranger: and wat are you playing/
Stranger: ?*
You: "Big busty trannies 3"
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: asl?:)
You: listen, I only hold hands on a first date.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ?
You: so dont try anything funny
Stranger: just so you know I was still in the introduction phase haha
You: wait, this is match.com right?
Stranger: ...
You: Uh-oh.
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hey, whats your name?
You: whatever you want it to be baby.
Stranger: k. Marissa
Stranger: asl Marissa
You: im 70 years old, a man and Im behind you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: never tell a girl that you like her. it makes you look like an idiot
You: what?
You: so ill just sit on her front lawn and stalk her?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mota-Lev]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Do you have a good poker face?
Stranger: i dont have a face
You: OMG FREAK D:
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: does that make you feel big
You: I KEED I KEED.
Stranger: kk
You: my english no very good.
Stranger: why u ask?
Stranger: me neither
You: ey fuck you man right? dave chapelle
Stranger: er, what?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: thanks
Stranger: does that make you feel big
You: I KEED I KEED.
Stranger: kk
You: my english no very good.
Stranger: why u ask?
Stranger: me neither
You: ey fuck you man right? dave chapelle

You: my english no very good.
Stranger: why u ask?
Stranger: me neither
You: ey fuck you man right? dave chapelle

dave chapelle

Please don't tell me your the only other one on this website who knows this man.