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never get out of the boat

Post by pointillist » Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:07 am

Hey they used tim leary's fave motto
"never get out of the boat" (apocolypse now)
into a movie.....

I was watchin "Dick", a send up of Nixon, and
researched the whacked brother and saw he was in
"never get out of the boat" and that it's on at noon....ch 503.

Looks lame though.

Dad's version of the motto was
"Never get into the boat".
He took me across Lake Michigan
one July day, and all the way they
talked about throwing me overboard
for having a dream about the CIA guy's
wife...and refusing to admit it.
I had had the dream they described
that morning. Never got into the
boat again until the Wrap Party at the
Convention for Bill....

I met Brian, current NBC Anchor, and
while we were joking the Producer fainted
and fell to the deck, hitting her head.
I joked that at least Doctors will keep
your head from slammingthe Deck.
Brian said that was My job.

Hey someone shot at Ollie this morning
in Baghdaddio. He's got no fear.
Talking to Him is like a toboggan ride.
(Dad did security at the Luge Run every Olympics.)
Meanwhile my Father sobs because Jeb
can't be Prez. Buck up Dad.
The Dynasty isn't Done yet.

"He have two Different fathers?
.....George Wallace (comedian)

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Post by Sephiroth Clock » Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:18 pm

Assuming your verbal vomit of a post was a stand up joke, it is why I hate 90% of stand-up.

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Post by Mad Max » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:44 am

was every paragraph in that blurb of text a new subject?? or r u on drugs?

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