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tokage
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by tokage » Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:51 pm
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: Hello sir or madam, would you like to buy some shovels?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: but only one
You: I see... Here you are. Would you mind if I check under the handle there?
You: Why...
You: THERE IT IS!
You: YOU GOT THE GOLDEN STAR!
Stranger: so?
You: You sir or madam have won a free tour of our shovel factory!
Stranger: yay!
You: The tour is at 3 pm yesterday. If you'll just step into my time machine
Stranger: omg! this is such an adventure!
You: Now... We're off!
You: Do you mind if we just stop by my house for a second...
You: I'll make it quick.
You: *get's candy out of pocket*
I'll give you candy if you come with meeeeeeee
Stranger: ok!
Stranger: i love candy!
You: Now just step through nya...
You: *Shuts door*
You: HAHAHA
You: I HAVE YOU NOW
You: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE
You: RAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPE
You: RAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!
Stranger: oh no!
Stranger: someone save me!
You: No one can save you now! Wait! What is this...
You: OH NO. IT'S MIRACULOUS MAN
You:
Miraculous man: I HAVE YOU NOW SINISTER RAPIST
You: NOOOOO
You: I'll get you eventuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!
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Devious
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by Devious » Mon Jan 17, 2011 12:16 pm
Wat?
The armaments which thunderstrike the walls
And monarchs tremble in their capitals.
The oak leviathans, whose huge ribs make
Of lord of thee, and arbiter of war;
Alike the Armada's pride, or spoils of Trafalgar.
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kiddten
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by kiddten » Mon Jan 17, 2011 5:10 pm
Win. nuff said.
kiddten, on most things nowadays wrote:no
TaxiService wrote:HERE IS THE GODDAMN WALDO YOU CHEATING DICK
๖ۣۜĐeяP wrote:U MOTHER FUCKER AND U FUCKING PARENTS AND FUCKED OFF ASS HOLES
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Kiyoshi
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by Kiyoshi » Wed Jan 26, 2011 7:34 pm
I expected an actual image of foil. Why.jpg
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Mota-Lev
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by Mota-Lev » Fri Jan 28, 2011 8:02 am
Stupid tinypic removing my images
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Mgalekgolo
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by Mgalekgolo » Mon Jan 31, 2011 1:30 pm
Mota-Lev wrote:
is dat your dad?
Yarok wrote:There may be a giant dildo protruding from your forehead.
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Kayar
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by Kayar » Mon Jan 31, 2011 1:52 pm
...
>_<
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*Deep breath in*
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*Deep breath out*
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GAAAAAAAAAAH YOU'RE SO FUCKING STUPID WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU DID YOU LEAVE YOUR BRAIN INSIDE A TRASH COMPACTOR OR WAS THIS SIMPLY HOW IT DEVELOPED OVER THE COURSE OF YOUR MISERABLE SHORT LIFE-SPAN YOU DIMWITTED EXCUSE FOR A THINKING BEING?!?!?!?!
*Panting*
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*Deep breath in*
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*Deep breath out*
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... Hm... Well. That was worth getting out of my system. Good day to you all. (Except you.)
~Kayar~
TaxiService wrote:You haven't seen like the 90% of the dicks i drew. Someday i'll make a website where people will be able to browse the contents of my old notebooks.
WilliamSub wrote:They flock with your hormones
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kiddten
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by kiddten » Mon Jan 31, 2011 3:08 pm
Kayar wrote:...
>_<
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*Deep breath in*
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*Deep breath out*
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GAAAAAAAAAAH YOU'RE SO FUCKING STUPID
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU DID YOU
LEAVE YOUR BRAIN INSIDE A TRASH COMPACTOR
OR WAS THIS SIMPLY HOW IT DEVELOPED OVER
THE COURSE OF YOUR MISERABLE SHORT LIFE-SPAN
YOU DIMWITTED EXCUSE FOR A THINKING BEING?!?!?!?!
*Panting*
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*Deep breath in*
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*Deep breath out*
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... Hm... Well. That was worth getting out of my system. Good day to you all. (Except you.)
Lol, UMAD?
kiddten, on most things nowadays wrote:no
TaxiService wrote:HERE IS THE GODDAMN WALDO YOU CHEATING DICK
๖ۣۜĐeяP wrote:U MOTHER FUCKER AND U FUCKING PARENTS AND FUCKED OFF ASS HOLES
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Kayar
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by Kayar » Mon Jan 31, 2011 3:31 pm
That was in response to this:
Mgalekgolo wrote:Mota-Lev wrote:
is dat your dad?
Just to make things clear.
~Kayar~
TaxiService wrote:You haven't seen like the 90% of the dicks i drew. Someday i'll make a website where people will be able to browse the contents of my old notebooks.
WilliamSub wrote:They flock with your hormones
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by Amy » Tue Feb 01, 2011 5:15 am
Lol you said dimwit.
Mota-Lev wrote:Its like watching an Asian girl crush a cats brain through its eye socket with high heels.. Its horrible but I just can't look away :/.
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Mgalekgolo
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by Mgalekgolo » Tue Feb 01, 2011 6:01 am
Kayar do you mean me? if so I dont get.
Yarok wrote:There may be a giant dildo protruding from your forehead.
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Kayar
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by Kayar » Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:27 am
You asked if an image taken from "gwally.com" was a picture of Mota's father. It was rather idiotic. I was amazed at your idiocy. And you still did not understand, so I had to explain to you in this post. I dunno, call me crazy but there's just something not right here, something's out of place and it just might be your brain...
~Kayar~
TaxiService wrote:You haven't seen like the 90% of the dicks i drew. Someday i'll make a website where people will be able to browse the contents of my old notebooks.
WilliamSub wrote:They flock with your hormones
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by Amy » Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:15 pm
Kayar wrote:call me crazy
You crazy.
Mota-Lev wrote:Its like watching an Asian girl crush a cats brain through its eye socket with high heels.. Its horrible but I just can't look away :/.
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Mgalekgolo
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by Mgalekgolo » Tue Feb 01, 2011 5:08 pm
oh, I see. no it was a joke :/.
Yarok wrote:There may be a giant dildo protruding from your forehead.
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tokage
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by tokage » Tue Feb 01, 2011 6:26 pm
I think we should forget flame wars and focus on the pedophilia.
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