Free Portal

[Turtle]

Downloaded it last night, first time playing the game, beat it in 3 hours lol.
Epic mindfuck game was epic.

Well, Portal was intended to be 3 hours long, but good job any way

[Pielogist]

Congratulations. The test is now over. All Aperture technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees Kelvin. Rest assured that there is absolutely no chance of a dangerous equipment malfunction prior to your victory candescence. Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity. Goodbye.

[draconic74]

Didn't we have some fun, though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the firepit and I said "Goodbye" and you were like "No way" and then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you." That was great.

Have I ever lied to you? I mean, in this room?

[Slapzy]

"There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I even invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are."

Thread is now about favorite GLaDOS quotes.

[Moxus]

"For the good of all of us,
Except the ones who are dead.

But there's no sense crying over every mistake,
you just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake..."

-=Moxus=-

[Pielogist]

The experiment is nearing its conclusion. The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake.

[Kayar]

"Didn't we have some fun, though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'NO WAY', and then I was all 'We pretended we were going to murder you', that was great."

[Kiyoshi]

"Neurotoxin... *cough* So deadly... *coughs* Choking... Hahahaha... I'm kidding. When I said deadly neurotoxin, the deadly". I could take a bath in this stuff, put it on cereal, rub it right into my eyes. Honestly, it's not deadly at all. To me. You, on the other hand, are going to find the deadliness a lot less funny."

[Pielogist]

Assume the 'Party Escort Submission Position' or you will miss the party.

[Moxus]

Do you think I'm trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now.

-=Moxus=-

[Noodle]

This test is impossible. Don't make any attempt to complete it.

[kiddten]

That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. go ahead and rub your face all over it.

[Løki]

Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much! Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU!

Edit: Whoah bunnies. I believe this quote comes directly after the quote you just named. o_O

[draconic74]

Didn't we have some fun, though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the firepit and I said "Goodbye" and you were like "No way" and then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you." That was great.

Have I ever lied to you? I mean, in this room?

"Didn't we have some fun, though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'NO WAY', and then I was all 'We pretended we were going to murder you', that was great."

"The difference between us is that I can feel pain. You don't even care, do you? Did you hear me? I said you don't care. Are you listening?"

"All your other friends couldn't come either, because you don't have any other friends, because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here in your personnel file; 'Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned.' SHALL NOT BE MOURNED. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny too."

"Oh, you think you're doing some damage? Two plus two is... ten... in base four I'M FINE! Look. You're wasting your time. And believe me. You don't have a whole lot left to waste."

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Whats better than favorite quotes is to attempt having a conversation using only quotes from GLaDOS (or from Portal, although the only other speakers are the turrets).

[Slapzy]

Can you come over here?