The "Holy shit he is actually gonna leave soon" Thread

[Devious]

Good luck sah!

[Noodle]

Jacob... for my sake... although we're not cool to each other... name it Andrew... Please... Andrew... Please... Andrew.
Stick that in your mind.
Remember that name.
When that baby flies out of the soon to be wizard sleeved vagina of Cisco, you just be sure to yell "IT'S NAME IS ANDROO"
Then, you will contact me, say something like, "d00d, j00 remember wen u sed 2 name my kid andrew? well i did!"
I will blow you.
Then I will rub your girlfriend's head, just so she can get in on the action.
Then I will send your child a time capsule that will open when he is 15, in that capsule will be all my AIM archives of what you told me you and your girlfriend did those years, along with those pictures you took of your penis.
Then he will know who gave him that name...
LØKI!

Don't forget to make his first words be "Counter Insurgency".

[tokage]

You should name your baby "Blair"
And change your last name to "Witch"

BLAIR WITCH. I'M SO FUCKING FUNNY.
NOW YOUR CHILD CAN DISEMBOWEL PEOPLE AND IT WILL BE FUNNY.

[Kiyoshi]

Devious- Thank you

Loki- FUCKING LOLOLOLOL

It's a girl, her name will be Bec. Besides o-O I have no probs with joo, ur just a lil douche from time to time, but who isn't? ;P

Seafire- wat...

Tokage- Lol

[Løki]

It's a girl, her name will be Bec.

FUCK YOU.
FUCK YOU.
FUCK YOU.
FUCK YOU.
WITH A PLUNGER.
THE DULL SIDE.
NOT THE NICE SUCTIONAY SIDE.
YOU'D GET A KICK OUTTA THAT.
THE ONE WITH THE SPLINTERS.
YEAH.
O_O
DO WANT.

[Sugarlumps]

It's a girl, her name will be Bec. Besides o-O I have no probs with joo, ur just a lil douche from time to time, but who isn't? ;P

Ur 19 and you already know what gender your baby will be O_O

Bec..hmm..

[Kiyoshi]

o_O what does my age have to do with knowing my baby's gender? my girl is 4 months...

@Loki- sry Lol, Fonzie would love your plunger tho.

[Moxus]

You stick 'round Halo 3 an' AIM now, ye' hear?

.

-=Moxus=-

[Kiyoshi]

Heh, I will, I'm even trying to convince my girl to play XD she is interested.

[Amy]

i hope you mean by my girl your girlfriend....don't poison your baby to play halo!!!

[Kiyoshi]

Of course I mean my girlfriend, lol. D: it stinks u don't have an AIM, I won't get to talk to u as much *crying faaaaaace*

[Amy]

NOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU
wow, de-ja-vu..



i will probably get AIM soon.....

[Dittoz7]

Wait... where's my kid?
oh... right....
i has none.
good luck, man!

[Amy]

O YEAHHHHH

i got me a AIM just for MGM : P


its amy108123

!!!!!


NOW WE CAN TALK : P


(but i wont be on very much, because of dad doesn't know i have : P)

[Kiyoshi]

o-o k