Omegle chats
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- Ranger
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Kayar, I just have to say that none of your Omegle chats have failed to bring joy to me.
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Why thank you.
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- Commando
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There are weird people on omegle...
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Stranger: i dont really know what to say to you.
You: really?
Stranger: im just going to say everything.
You: Ok...
Stranger: that night we talked was amazing.
You: Yeah...
Stranger: and when we finally met in person the next day, i knew that i was finally going to be happy.
You: yeh...
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- Night Stalker
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Re: Omegle chats
Kayar, you should publish a book which collects your conversations. o_o
- TaxiService! Shitposting since 2007!
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Then someone leak it on the internet so I don't have to pay for it!
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AH TAXI!TaxiService wrote:Kayar, you should publish a book which collects your conversations. o_o
WHY DiD YOU CHANGE YOUR AVATAR AHHH
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I, for one, love his avatar.
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At some point I will have a website...TaxiService wrote:Kayar, you should publish a book which collects your conversations. o_o
I already did? You're looking at the leak right now? o_OMistuhBunnie wrote:Then someone leak it on the internet so I don't have to pay for it!
A quickie:
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You: The gerbils say hi.
Stranger: hi
You: They say you're ugly.
Stranger: i know
You: The gerbils want me to tell you you left the light on in the kitchen.
Stranger: it already is
You: You're wasting power.
Stranger: i am sorry
You: Are you? Are you really? The gerbils don't think so.
Stranger: gerbils is right.. i am not
You: You are incorrigible.
Stranger: Yogi said that gerbil is ugly...
You: The gerbils are screaming at you with the voices of a thousand dying souls.
Stranger: i can not hear it...
You: That is because you are already dead.
Stranger: that is the point
You: No, THAT is the point.
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Re: Omegle chats
I admire you, kayar.
I mean, i always kind of admired you; uhh… what i mean is that the more you post this stuff the more admiration you get from me. ·_·
I mean, i always kind of admired you; uhh… what i mean is that the more you post this stuff the more admiration you get from me. ·_·
- TaxiService! Shitposting since 2007!
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^_^ Thank you Taxi.
I wonder what this person, who is clearly a native speaker, thought of me?
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Stranger: hi!
You: Oh, why hello there child.
Stranger: where are ya from? :d
You: Antarctica.
You: You?
Stranger: sweden .. :d
You: Why do you have a foot in your face?
Stranger: Cause i putted it there :o (:d)
You: What if I put a chicken leg there? Not cooked?
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Stranger: Hola
You: ¿Hola, como estás?
Stranger: tudu bien.
You: Cuantos pantalones son en el aire con los pinguinos?
Stranger: El español?
You: Si señor.
You: Con mucho carne.
Stranger: No me gustan los pingüinos
You: Por que no te gusta?
Stranger: Ellos son aburridos
You: Pero ellos tienen mucho fuerza y esta no es malo es por la cabeza y es muy delicioso.
Stranger: ¿De dónde eres de España?
You: No de España, soy de Antarctica.
Stranger: ¿Qué estás haciendo allí?
You: Estoy el Rey de Antarctica.
Stranger: Interesante
You: Adios.
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Stranger: destroy the sith, we must....
You: On the contrary, I believe we should not destroy them.
Stranger: Why not?
You: I believe in a united galaxy, free from bias and prejudice. These Sith have been persecuted for, what, centuries now?
You: Why not offer them our olive branches and call them our brothers?
Stranger: Butevil, the sith is
You: No, no, I think that they just have different opinions from us. For example: I like cookies. Someone else might not like cookies. Does that mean that they are evil?
Stranger: Kill innocent people, the sith does
You: And the Jedi pull innocent kids away from their parents in order to train them to be killing machines.
You: But that's okay, they're just fighting for peace and justice, right?
You: Riiiiight.
Stranger: Right
Stranger: A horse, I own
You: I eat the entrails of horses.
You: Do you like babies?
Stranger: no
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Stranger: 18 m horny u?
You: 80 f super horny.
Stranger: wanna cam?
You: How 'bout some lovin', sonny boy?
You: Granny's got cookies!
You: In the oven!
You: If ya know what I mean!
Stranger: mmmmmmmmm
You: *WINK WINK*
Stranger: wanna cam???:D
You: If I can show you my genital warts, sure!
Stranger: mmmm yes!
You: I don't understand this here newfangled techno-junk... how do I do this?
You: Can I plug the cord into my camera lens?
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Stranger: YEEEEEE HAW
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?:D
You: 54, m, NYC
Stranger: bye
You: No don't go.
You: I love young children.
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: m f
You: I don't remember. Can I get back to you on that?
Stranger: age
You: Uh... somewhere between 1 and 100. It might end in 9.
Stranger: from
You: Planet Earth. I'm not sure where specifically on the planet, though.
Stranger: indian
You: No, probably American.
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: r u nnude
You: Yes, and I'm caressing a pillow.
You: I'm also licking a tv screen seductively.
Stranger: maddrchod
You: I don't understand.
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkk
You: Have you ever eaten a frog's anus?
Stranger: no
You: Do you like blood?
You: In your nostrils?
Stranger: i am vegatarian'
You: Oh, okay. I love goats.
Stranger: why
You: I love licking the marrow from their bones.
Stranger: what is ur bra size
You: Once I vomited and an entire cat came out.
You: Is "Z" a size?
Stranger: 44 means
You: Means time for me to go.
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You: Hello sir.
You: Can I have your pants?
You: Can I buy them off you?
Stranger: hi dear
Stranger: what do u want?
You: I will trade you a chimpanzee for your pants.
You: Do we have a deal?
Stranger: yeah af course
You: You are boring.
You: Eat the throat of an elephant and become not boring, please.
Stranger: no............
Stranger: do u eat?
You: Why not? They are juicy and delicious?
Stranger: dirty boy.........
You: I eat the souls of abandoned children.
Stranger: i m pure vegetarian........
You: Oh, then you must have eaten deadly nightshade at some time in your life?
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Stranger: hi
You: Why hello there.
Stranger: from?
You: I am standing behind you.
Stranger: ok
You: I have a gun pointed at your head.
Stranger: dont b smat
Stranger: smsrt
You: After I shoot you in the head I will stick a straw in the bullet hole and suck out your brains.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i dad
You: Nom nom nom.
Stranger: thn
You: I don't understand you.
You: You need to make yourself more clear.
You: Express yourself.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: from?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: i m abhishek
Stranger: india
Stranger: 19 year old
Stranger: & wht abt u?
You: Oh. Well I am Strenskeveliña from Neptune.
Stranger: age?
Stranger: dont be funny
Stranger: 'byyyyyyyy
You: Three-hundred and forty twelve.
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Sir, I represent the FBI. We have discovered your location.
You: It's over. You can no longer hide.
You: There is nowhere to run.
You: We are watching you right now, sir.
You: Don't look out the window.
Stranger: i am not looking
You: Good. Your phone will ring in seven days. When you answer, use the code-word "intercourse," but phrase it like a question if you don't want to be shot.
You: We will contact you again in seven days. Be ready.
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You: Hello.
You: I am Strenskeveliña from Neptune.
You: Do you want Strenskeveliña from Neptune?
You: Many people want Strenskeveliña from Neptune.
Stranger: huh
Stranger: neptune was so the 80s
You: I can show you a new world, full of possibilities.
You: I am Strenskeveliña from Neptune.
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You: Hallo.
You: Hallo?
Stranger: Hi m or f
You: M
You: Ma nam is Strenskeveliña from Neptune.
You: You liek Neptune?
You: I liek Neptune, is verey naice.
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Stranger: hi
You: hi may nam is Strenskeveliña.
Stranger: I am Winayak
Stranger: nice to meet you
You: that is nice nam u have
You: i have nice nam?
Stranger: yeah
You: i like frog eggs, doo u?
Stranger: frog eggs?
Stranger: why will anyone like them?
You: becus the ar nice
You: they tast like cats
You: do u liek cats?
You: ???
Stranger: i had pets
Stranger: *I hate pets
You: my granmer had pets she died from it
Stranger: i meant to write hate
You: i wear that a times
Stranger: nothing like that with me
You: on ur head?
You: ???
You: my country do not have liking it
Stranger: dude i am not getting you
Stranger: kindly check your grammer
You: the tell me not to ware these an I do it becas
You: my grammer is dead i told u this
Stranger: where are you from?
You: it is small place
Stranger: doesnt matter
Stranger: just asking for sake of it
You: nort of Pakistan
Stranger: ok
Stranger: see grammer is like an ornament to a lady
Stranger: Here that lady is language
Stranger: improve it
Stranger: i heard pakistan is beautiful land
You: armament? no no she had pets she did nat get shot
Stranger: leave our previous conversation
Stranger: Can you speak in urdu?
You: no
Stranger: hindi?
You: no
Stranger: then which is your native language
Stranger: mother tongue?
You: I'm going to make myself very clear here: My native language is English and you spelt "grammar" wrong.
Stranger: yeah i do
You: No no, using correct grammar, "yeah I did" is what you should be saying sir.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: I meant to say even i can speak wrong grammer
Stranger: but it shud make sense
You: Your grasp of the English language is not very strong, it seems.
Stranger: you are correct
Stranger: lets leave this point here
You: That would be up to you.
Stranger: lets talk about something interesting
Stranger: whats your age?
Stranger: Fuck yourself
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:3
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You: Hey :)
Stranger: careful
Stranger: the words you type
You: O.O
Stranger: oh god
Stranger: seriously
You: WHAT HAVE I DONE?
Stranger: any more smileys
Stranger: and you're fucking grounded buddy
You: WELL THEN MISTER NO HAPPY FACE!
Stranger: plant that ass down because you're not going anywhere
Stranger: just sit there and think about what you've done
Stranger: ^_^
Stranger: @_@
Stranger: ^________^
You: :O
Stranger: make some real kawaii ones
Stranger: some insincere lil :3's and ^_^'s
You: ( o Y o )
Better?
Stranger: is that even a real face
Stranger: is that supposed to be boobs
You: it's a terrible ascii boob
You: well
You: boobs
You: but it's terrible nontheless
Stranger: now i'm waiting for you to start pasting
Stranger: massive fucking ascii artworks
You: nah, not my style :P
Stranger: tell me about your style
Stranger: because imo your flow is played out money
Stranger: you need to get that shit a style
You: my style died in the 70s, sadly i was born in the 90s, so everything is different :'(
Stranger: heh 0wned
Stranger: i'm 89
You: not died in the 70s, died in the 90s
You: nice
Stranger: no
Stranger: literally 89 years old
Stranger: i was born in the 20s
Stranger: i only have a few hours remaining....
You: yep! i'd believe that! if i was born yesterday!
Stranger: listen little guy
Stranger: do you know how many little guys ive crushed
You: Spend them fapping, it's your only choice!
Stranger: to get to where i am
Stranger: masturbation is disgusting
Stranger: and a sin
Stranger: you weirdo
You: Well you've crushed little guys, pretty sure that's a sin too
You: so
You: you're fucked either way
Stranger: cum in my gay wrinkly ass
You: :3
Stranger: i'm through with this
You: i win methinks
Stranger: ^literally fucking loses for using "methinks" unironically
You: if omegle had a thumbs up emoticon, i'd use it :3
Stranger: if omegle had a "crunch this huge nerd" feature i would be abusing the FUCK out of it
You: hmm
Stranger: i'm a nice guy
Stranger: don't get me wrong
You: i can't think of anything to say!
You: Except
Stranger: just apologize to me
You: i think it's marvelous :3
Stranger: the truth is dude
Stranger: you could slit my throat
Stranger: and with my one last gasping breath
Stranger: i'd apawlogize
Stranger: for bleeding on ur shirt
You: you'd kiss me, holding my in an embrace so deep, finally knowing that our love is unyielding.
Stranger: what is that even a reference to
Stranger: love is no big deal
Stranger: it's the falling you feel
Stranger: if you know what i'm saying
You: our love is more than just falling, we fall together, and we land together, holding each other, never letting go of the moment
Stranger: snuggled close to ur warm frame as we sleep away the afternoon nothing around 2 bother us....
You: now that's just gay bro.
You: seriously
Stranger: dude after a few budweisers
Stranger: you'lll be as gay as i am
Stranger: just fucking kiss me on the lips
Stranger: faggot
You: hey hey! no need to bring out the unpleasantries!
Stranger: shut the fuck up you huge queerbitch
Stranger: wanna play PSO
You: i don't know what that is, but i'm assuming it's making you mad?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you own
Stranger: i wanna get you on skype
Stranger: and decimate you verbally
Stranger: talk mad shit to you
You: hehe talk to me rough babe ;)
Stranger: ^terrified of me finding out he has a soft effeminate voice
Stranger: that i'll laugh at him for
You: well
You: i guess you could do that!
You: or you can listen to my typing in a soft, feminine voice... if that makes you feel any better :)
Stranger: you are so mysterious
Stranger: i'd watch a movie with you and giggle along
Stranger: it would have to be a comedy
You: how about a serbian film?
Stranger: probably romantic comedy but with action
You: ever seen it?
Stranger: you mean that gorefest stupid porn shock thing
Stranger: eat my little dick faggot
You: it's hilllaarriouus!
You: WAT! how can you not like that movie?
You: it was the brain child of a master!
Stranger: tyou are socially maladjusted
Stranger: leave me alone
You: a movie only one could think of!
Stranger: we cant be friends ever again
You: But our love!
You: it's so meaningful! don't leave me here alone!
Stranger: i aint loving some little guy
Stranger: i need a Manic Pixie Dream Girl
Stranger: with a real addiction to the internet
You: oh right! you're looking for a GIRL on the INTERNET? (yes that means you Divine)
You: WELL
Stranger: Divine
You: look no further!
Stranger: what
Stranger: are you calling me divine
You: than "MYGRANSEX.COM
Stranger: your trolls are played out homie
Stranger: you need to get that shit a style
You: i'm not even trying to troll bro, just feeling the magic :)
Stranger: nothing magic comes from you only bitter regrets and wasted hours
You: Busty Trannies 3?
You: well
You: yeah
Stranger: you are a tragic facade of projections and weak embellishments meant to mask the layers of nf buried within your timid soul
Stranger: a tryhard if you will
You: but what else is a teenager to do? :O other than sit around and waste his life when he's not at school! breaking our minds with the internet, destroying our senses with mind boggling drugs!
Stranger: An old man.
Stranger: Turned 98.
Stranger: He won the lottery.
Stranger: And died the next day.
Stranger: It's a black fly.
Stranger: In your chardonnay.
Stranger: It's a death row pardon.
Stranger: Two minutes too late.
You: good on him! i bet the prick spent it on hookers too!
Stranger: And isn't it ironic?
Stranger: Don't you think?
Stranger: ITS LIKE RAAYYYYYNNNE
Stranger: ON YOUR WEEDING DAY
Stranger: ITS A FREE RIDE
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: im tired of 0wning u lil guy
Stranger: lil teenager
Stranger: pop pills dont stop
Stranger: drop tabs of acid
You: Don't sing, it kills the children!
You: drugs are bad, for birds
Stranger: you are so xD lol random that it hurts me
Stranger: stop it
You: like parrots
Stranger: STOP IT
Stranger: FUCKING
Stranger: GODMDAN IT
Stranger: FUCKING
Stranger: YOURE TROLLING ME SO HARD
Stranger: JKUST BY BEING YOU
You: yep! that's me!
You: a parrot of love mate :)
Stranger: i want to kick your ass at a video game
Stranger: just to let you know
Stranger: whats up
You: how about...... how about Banjo Tooie?
Stranger: holy fuck weird
You: always a good game
Stranger: i was playing the original Banjo Kazooie a few days ago
You: hmm
Stranger: or repalying it
You: dude
Stranger: i guess
You: nice
Stranger: DUDE
You: either way
Stranger: so i take it
Stranger: thats you dropping the hint subtly that you are a casual
You: how about pokemon stadium? i have a team that could beat yours in a second!
Stranger: who doesnt play competitive game
Stranger: because he just plays for fun
Stranger: or an ironic nintendo nerd
Stranger: that needs to have his face beat in
You: haven't had anything nintendo since N64 :3
Stranger: BUT WUT ABOUT THE MINI GAMES IN POKEMON STADIUM
Stranger: THEY R SO FUN
Stranger: no shut the FUCK up they suck
Stranger: you SUCK
Stranger: i HATE YOU
You: FUCKING MAGICARP SPLASH!
Stranger: i wanna BEAT YOU
Stranger: TIME A
Stranger: 20 TINMES
Stranger: FUCKINGDOGSHIT
Stranger: FUCKING LILIKITUNG SUSHI
Stranger: LICK MY LAREGE ASSHOLE
Stranger: FUCK YOU NITNENDO
Stranger: THAT GAME SUCKED
You: IT WAS GREAT!
Stranger: you are dog scum
Stranger: i hate you because you FUCKING SUCK
You: DON'T EAT THE FUCKING GREEN TEA! BURNS YOUR SHITTER!
Stranger: okay stranger if you want to think you've won think so
Stranger: but just realize
Stranger: i only disconnected
Stranger: because you are literally autistic
Stranger: you are like a manchild
Stranger: that i cant face anymore
You: ORANGE SOUP IS THE MOST EXPENSIVE
Stranger: ^Aspie Lord Supreme
You: OOh getting fancy are we? you slimy dog breath twat!................. that'd be 4 pounds 80 thanks :)
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That was a win.
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