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Stranger: hey
You: Greetings citizen.
Stranger: i think salutations might have worked better for that introduction
You: Ah, but then there would be too many "s" sounds so close together.
Stranger: why not shoot for alliteration?
Stranger: meant assonance
You: Because everyone knows alliteration is a cheap tactic used by people who are not actually poets... Okay, now you're making sense.
Stranger: sorry, been a while since i evaluated poetry
You: I would rather avoid it at all costs.
Stranger: what would you prefer?
You: Better activities include: Slicing off sheep heads. Drowning chickens in toilets. Eating petrified dog droppings.
You: That last one maybe not so much.
Stranger: slightly disturbed
You: Have you ever tied two dogs' tongues together?
Stranger: I didnt even know it was possible
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Stranger: Yo!
You: Yes, I completely agree.
Stranger: Oy!
You: Er, I'm not sure. Explain it in better terms?
Stranger: Palindrome
You: Why yes, you are correct, I do have a radar in my star rats.
Stranger: A Toyota...perhaps
You: Oh yes, and a bagel as well, with lots of mustard.
You: May I see your identification sir?
Stranger: Badges?....BADGES?......
You: WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN'... Oh. Wait. This is Siberia.
Stranger: Lost me there with the Siberia ref
You: Ah, was there ever a referee for this sport, my friend?
You: If so, his name must have been Chuck Norris.
Stranger: Chuck filmed part of a movie in my small town...was spitting distance from Walker F'n texas ranger
You: Go HANG A SALAMI, I'M A LASAGNA HOG!
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Stranger: horny
You: Oh, I bet you are.
Stranger: asl?
You: 19, M, and far the hell away from you, dumbass.
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You: I represent Omegle.
You: Also the FBI.
You: No really, FBI.
You: I am also a Russian nationalist.
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Stranger: hello
You: I am going to eat you.
You: Literally, devour you.
You: Consume you.
Stranger: Cool
You: It might be messy.
You: Depending on how I go about doing it.
Stranger: Erm, k.
Stranger: Going to add any seasoning?
You: Paprika maybe.
You: Or some cayenne red pepper.
Stranger: Going to boil or grill?
You: Well, sometimes I eat people raw.
Stranger: Shit, that is not healthy.
Stranger: Grill my friend.
You: Very well then, if you must.
Stranger: What kind of beer you going to drinking alongside the main meal?
Stranger: Or do you not fancy beer?
You: Beer? Pah! I drink the blood of infants.
Stranger: Very well, that is not good for a low-fat diet. I insist you try eating the elderly.
You: Well, it is true that they are for the most part much more scrawny. However, they have an aged, crunchy taste which is not to my liking.
You: In any case, I will be there shortly.
You: Wait right where you are.
Stranger: I see.
Stranger: Is there any way I can prep myself?
You: You could put the seasoning on, maybe start up the grill.
Stranger: Should I take a shit first?
Stranger: OK.
You: You might want to.
You: It will be the last shit you take on earth.
Stranger: Where else would I? Haha.
You: Inside Jabu Jabu's Belly?
Stranger: Damn, never thought of that place.
You: Honestly, Link spent so much time there, what else could he have done?
You: In any case, I will arrive in ten minutes.
You: Eat you then.
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Stranger: I correctly used the word agog today.
Stranger: Praise me.
You: Congratulations.
Stranger: I feel great. Thank you.
You: You are very welcome.
Stranger: Would you like praise on something neat you've done lately?
You: If the world ended today, would you die content?
Stranger: Well, no, I'd die knowing that a lot of people didn't want to die.
Stranger: Like, 7 billion of them.
Stranger: Wait, I don't understand the situation fully.
Stranger: Does everyone know the world will end?
You: Probably not.
Stranger: So it just happens out of nowhere?
You: Essentially. I mean, if we think of it in those terms, you and I seem to already know.
You: And, considering that for me in my time zone "today" ends in ten minutes, the end is very, very soon.
Stranger: If the world ended right this second I would die pretty happy, because I'm having a nice little conversation. If I had advance warning I would probably be very upset.
You: If you had an advance warning, and in that warning was included the hope and instructions for how to somehow escape it, would you try, even if you were risking everything?
Stranger: No, I'd feel terrible that billions of other people didn't get the same warning.
Stranger: I'd probably live the rest of my live guilty and depressed.
Stranger: life
You: That fact would prevent you from saving yourself? You would go down with the ship like the captain?
Stranger: I think I'm just too damn humble. I wouldn't want to feel that special.
You: So then, if there were other people who also got the same instructions and warning, and you knew about them, then you would?
Stranger: It would have to be a lot of people. I wouldn't want to see more than a couple thousand die worldwide, depending on how bad this disaster is.
Stranger: I'm really attached to humanity as a whole.
You: Now, what if you were the only one with the instructions, but those instructions could now potentially allow you to save a good part of humanity, but there was a chance you could fail, would you be able to do it?
You: Would you go through with it I mean?
Stranger: If I had good reason to believe the disaster was actually coming, I'd try to save everyone I could.
Stranger: I wouldn't care about myself at all if it meant saving nearly everyone on the planet.
You: You would be a martyr.
Stranger: Yes, that's the word.
You: 1 minute left.
Stranger: Oh, you're not serious about this, are you?
You: Bam.
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